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Posts by Apple Gottem Jeans

remember to smoke your weed today. Otherwise the grinch comes and kisses your dad. Not this year mother fucker

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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

Oh yah. just smoked my part

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FREE MONEY THO

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Wolfey con juevos...

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brae:

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im so mad i could do this to you rn

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@n9x.tel found this while scraping thru my tumblr late last night. from like, 2013 i think

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him: I need 10 billion kisses! OR ILL DIE

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sorry, cant come to your baby shower. Im gonna be turned into mulch that day

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was going thru my art tags on tumblr last night & came across this gem when i worked at gamestop from 2013.

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if you dont give your fursona battle damage wtf is even the point

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sketching while buzzed is so fun ngl

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okay so it was 2010 but i was in my havoc cosplay. Remember going up to some guy smoking a cig & asked him for one. he was visibly annoyed i didnt smoke it and just used that shit as my prop for the rest of the day

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it was him 1000% bc he smiled, slid his glasses down his nose, and gave me a thumbs up. was surreal but funny as hell in retrospect

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i violently just remembered coming out of the FMA panel at some con in 2011 before the crowd. i saw a dude skulking by in aviator sunglasses and he had like 2 huge dudes next to him like bodyguards. Was like "oh shit aaron dismuke?" and he just held his finger up to his lips and passed by

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GREG FONICAS: RIMS ENTHUSIAST
GREG FONICAS: RIMS ENTHUSIAST YouTube video by radiophonics

yeah do somma tbis

youtu.be/RDguxfvIU0A?...

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Jon Taffer and the Fungus Of Ferocity

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Friendly reminder to uhhhh...
Let the voice of love take you higher

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i remember burning this on like 4 different cds

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DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop)
DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop) YouTube video by Dj Earworm

Want to feel old?

youtu.be/iNzrwh2Z2hQ?...

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He. Is. Sharting on you

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wholly expecting them to tape together something w bolsa wood and glue to make up for this but that shouldnt have to be the case. How does every yr some implementation go so catastrophically

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Another FWA, another debacle for event mgmt yahoooo!

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call that type shit the way i be Typing Shit

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thinking abt the time i got lost as fuck in the armpit of ATL for a fitting for 1 of the divergent movies only for to still be paid for it but them to say to me "prolly aint happening" easiest 40$ of my life (spent 30$ in gas for the round trip)

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Throwback to last summer where i quick drew an example @ work for the kids' activity

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here's a mirror you can look at yourself for a couple of hours

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POV: ur on drugs with the friend you misgendered 3 years ago ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #shorts #reels #shortvideo #tiktok
POV: ur on drugs with the friend you misgendered 3 years ago ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #shorts #reels #shortvideo #tiktok YouTube video by Benley

youtu.be/hITBy8emO5M

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Me: oh goodness me i need to make sure they dont see my funny little board say "live laugh cum" like we've had for the last 6 yrs

Also me: so heres these honkin tits and fat fuckinf asses

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Omg i forgot until now. i had left my lil sketchpad out on my desk while the contractors were here today and it was on the page i had filled with various sexy gestures & other shit i had drawn. Right smack dab in plain view

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