remember to smoke your weed today. Otherwise the grinch comes and kisses your dad. Not this year mother fucker
Posts by Apple Gottem Jeans
FREE MONEY THO
Wolfey con juevos...
brae:
im so mad i could do this to you rn
@n9x.tel found this while scraping thru my tumblr late last night. from like, 2013 i think
him: I need 10 billion kisses! OR ILL DIE
sorry, cant come to your baby shower. Im gonna be turned into mulch that day
was going thru my art tags on tumblr last night & came across this gem when i worked at gamestop from 2013.
if you dont give your fursona battle damage wtf is even the point
sketching while buzzed is so fun ngl
okay so it was 2010 but i was in my havoc cosplay. Remember going up to some guy smoking a cig & asked him for one. he was visibly annoyed i didnt smoke it and just used that shit as my prop for the rest of the day
it was him 1000% bc he smiled, slid his glasses down his nose, and gave me a thumbs up. was surreal but funny as hell in retrospect
i violently just remembered coming out of the FMA panel at some con in 2011 before the crowd. i saw a dude skulking by in aviator sunglasses and he had like 2 huge dudes next to him like bodyguards. Was like "oh shit aaron dismuke?" and he just held his finger up to his lips and passed by
yeah do somma tbis
youtu.be/RDguxfvIU0A?...
Jon Taffer and the Fungus Of Ferocity
Friendly reminder to uhhhh...
Let the voice of love take you higher
i remember burning this on like 4 different cds
Want to feel old?
youtu.be/iNzrwh2Z2hQ?...
He. Is. Sharting on you
wholly expecting them to tape together something w bolsa wood and glue to make up for this but that shouldnt have to be the case. How does every yr some implementation go so catastrophically
Another FWA, another debacle for event mgmt yahoooo!
call that type shit the way i be Typing Shit
thinking abt the time i got lost as fuck in the armpit of ATL for a fitting for 1 of the divergent movies only for to still be paid for it but them to say to me "prolly aint happening" easiest 40$ of my life (spent 30$ in gas for the round trip)
Throwback to last summer where i quick drew an example @ work for the kids' activity
here's a mirror you can look at yourself for a couple of hours
youtu.be/hITBy8emO5M
Me: oh goodness me i need to make sure they dont see my funny little board say "live laugh cum" like we've had for the last 6 yrs
Also me: so heres these honkin tits and fat fuckinf asses
Omg i forgot until now. i had left my lil sketchpad out on my desk while the contractors were here today and it was on the page i had filled with various sexy gestures & other shit i had drawn. Right smack dab in plain view