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Posts by Justin P. [MBDude]
Also, I recognize four of those men, but who’s the white guy on the right?
A No Kings protest sign in the form of a giant Wordle grid reading FELON THIEF LOSER CREEP FRAUD TRUMP Not entirely accurate in terms of gameplay but close enough.
Good one in NYC.
A week ago, I made a comment calling Trump "Velveeta Mussolini." Someone clapped back, saying that using that name undercuts the atrocities Mussolini committed.
Pardon me. I didn't realize calling a fascist by a fascist name before he reached a certain level of fascist fuckery was a faux pas.
A shipping container may be necessary…
USA 🏒🥇 (Women in OT)!
USA 🏒🥇 (Men in OT)!
USA 🏒🥇 (Sled in regulation)!
#USAHockey #PlayFreebird
Born to be a Goonie, forced to be a Wolverine…
“Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas” is what we call it when we give a younger sibling the broken Nintendo controller that isn’t even plugged in. #ByeKristi #HoldYourBlankiTight
I just wrote a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social letter: Tell ICE "NO detention 'warehouse' in rural Maryland!". Write one here: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
The National Capital Planning Commission (NCPC) is closing written public comments on the proposed 90,000-square-foot ballroom addition to the White House. Deadline to submit written comment is TODAY, March 4, at noon ET.
Make your voice heard on Trump's vanity project!
www.ncpc.gov/participate/...
By the way, if it turns out I WASN’T delusional and that I actually DID see @rbreich.bsky.social on the National Mall this morning, I’ll crash out for not saying hello. Otherwise, that was one hell of a doppelgänger. #March4Democracy
We should not know their names, but now, we must say them. #March4Democracy
About to carry a set of them to Rep. Andy Harris. #March4Democracy
We have location updates for 2/27 please see details below and online
march4democracy.org
@50501dc.bsky.social
@50501veterans.bsky.social
@flareusa.bsky.social
@sonsofliberty.bsky.social
@fayresistance.bsky.social
@ofbyforusa.bsky.social
@nvunheard.org
An immigrant doesn’t stand between you and a good job.
A billionaire does.
Sen. Marsha Blackburn just now.
One week from March 4 Democracy in Washington DC, and the forecast is calling for the best weather we’ve seen in the area in months! march4democracy.org
Is the spray paint okay?
Headline: Immigrants who say their detention is illegal have filed more than 18,000 cases. It's a historic high. Graph: A line chart going from Jan 2009 to Jan 2026 showing very few habeas cases until Trump’s second term, where the line takes off nearly vertically, showing more than 6,600 cases in Jan 2026 alone.
The Trump administration’s push for mass deportations has resulted in more cases, known as habeas petitions, filed in federal court in the last year than under the last three administrations combined, including Trump’s first term.
➡️ Read more (with @texastribune.org): https://propub.li/4tDklgE
Hey, Marylanders! Send an email urging your electeds to to hold a vote for the newly proposed congressional map that will counteract MAGA Republican efforts to avoid accountability in the midterms: act.standupamerica.com/letters/ads-...
Mmmm, punts!
Not even five minutes into the NFL Final in the Super Bowl of America, my girlfriend has decided her favorite thing about this Sportsball game is the Super Bowl logo on the field.
Reporter: The WH says a staffer sent that video. Are you going to fire the staffer?
Trump: No. I looked at it. I didn’t see the whole thing. I gave it to the people, they posted it.
Reporter: Are you going to apologize?
Trump: No, I didn’t make a mistake. It was a take off The Lion King.
Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
“Idiot Control Now,” you mean? 😂
That’s not really water is it? No, it’s blue Powerade with enough vodka in it to make it clear.
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pete Hegseth theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-int...
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