The eyewatering hypocrisy writes itself.

The music equivalent of the Toronto Maple Leafs experience

Imagine being the Pope and having the seven deadly sins in human form out here saying he hates you.

Congrats Pope Leo.

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

Imagine if they win and juts pcik an RHD as the quick fix.

On the one hand yes, on the other get ready to be extremely disappointed by Ukranian leaders.

Why nobody’s going to remove Trump from office.

Season’s over, have him and Miro play

Chuckie has undone the Caps so many times.

Now I’ll please ask them to go on a 5 game losing streak to try and better the lottery odds. We need the highest puck possible to move forward

Oh and Ottawa might actually get the Regulation Win tiebreaker if they beat Carolina in Regulation

The math just doesn’t add up, unless Philly collapses and we go on a run.
Assuming everyone else just doesn’t want to make it and Ottawa wins tonight. We qualify if:

WSH 5-0-0 // PHI or OTT 3-1-1
WSH 4-0-1 // PHI or OTT 2-1-2
WSH 4-1-0 // PHI or OTT 2-2-1

But even if they win. This moment, we are three points behind. Philly would have to lose two more games than we in the next 5 (one regulation win at least).

If the Caps lose tonight, it seriously won’t matter anymore.

Not good at all.

Didn’t see this coming, but I’m back at the Post to cover the final stretch of the Caps’ season. It’s been a really weird couple of months, but I’m grateful to have the work and be back doing what I love for the time being

The experience gotten from that also turned useless since Lap and McMike are probably not in DC next September.

Missing on Buium/Helenius/MBN for the chance of getting smoked by NYR in 2024 was a bit of a disaster in hindsight. Unless one believes that the Caps would’ve passed on the chance to acquire LT, PLD, Chychy and focused on a rebuild.

The recent winning has come on the back of Lapierre and Beauvillier starting to score for some reason, Thompson playing all of the games and standing on his head, Cole turning the PP around on his own.

The randomness of the first part is excruciating.

The losing should’ve happened right around the deadline, a solid losing streak would’ve had to hem down to 7-8OA (like it happened in 2023), now it is certainly too late.

Hendrix Lapierre just hates the Washington Capitals. While they needed a 3C or 4C in the past two seasons he's been the worst skater in the NHL. When they could use a good draft pick like in 2024 or this season, he goes bonkers.

Vanececk ruining the Caps’ chances to get better even as an opponent. Truly evil.

"The oil crisis is exactly what the net zero brigade wants"

These people have a funny way of saying "Environmentalists have been proved right yet again."

The Caps have plenty of cap space, the issue is not having anyone to spend it on.

So, now we should be able to just call up Ilya and Cristall to give them a taste of the big show as soon as Hershey is qualified

Can we finally stop pretending like the Caps can make the playoffs?

The squad’s limitations come out every time we go on the road, this mean Carbery is doing a great job when he has control of the matchups and the limitations are rooted in the roster composition, so please let’s leave Spencer alone

He got seriously injured the following year.

Yeah and who brings nothing in terms of two way play. If he were European you wouldn’t hear the end of it.

I pray that we’re able to trade him at the draft.

Strome is a victim of the worst player on the team

I fear that Connor McMichael is a bad hockey player.