if the right is successful, it must be because the liberals possess some fatal shortcoming or overreached in a way that mechanically produced backlash. the idea that the political right is its own thing with its own aims, can harness discontent and take advantage of contingency is verboten i guess

Trans people haven't done anything, but a bunch of Epstein islanders still collectively lost their absolute shit over us for no reason

Pa. court recognizes ‘reproductive autonomy’ as a right, strikes down ban on public funding for abortion In a 4-3 ruling, the Commonwealth Court found that abortion access is a fundamental right guaranteed by the Pennsylvania Constitution.

Pennsylvania's appellate court confirmed that access to abortion is a fundamental right under the Pennsylvania Constitution.

This decision is a win for all Pennsylvanians.

The government shouldn't be making your healthcare decisions - you should.
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You DO NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, gotta hand it to Tucker Carlson

Why I'm Voting Yes on Virginia's Redistricting Amendment Today Virginia votes on a constitutional amendment that would allow mid-decade redistricting — redrawing congressional maps in a way that would eliminate mos...

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*staring at birds frolicking*

Give me the happy brain chemical, you tiny bastards

"Turn Your Piss Into Gold" is entirely a Tim Heidecker line, I'm sure of it

a close up of a person 's face with a red light coming out of their eyes Alt: Cyclops from X-Men 97 using his eye beams to shoot the ground, causing him and the mutant he's rescuing to be pushed backwards.

Hey, simply LOOKING AT THE GROUND for traversal sold me, goddamn

everyone with real American manliness and a basic knowledge of military history knows that serious war efforts have never been derailed by such trifling matters as "communicable diseases"

He just... Tweeted it out

Commonwealth Court rules the state constitution includes a fundamental right to abortion • Pennsylvania Capital-Star Susan Frietsche, of the Women’s Law Project, said the Medicaid coverage exclusion was the single largest barrier to abortion access in Pa.

This is a wonderful decision for Pennsylvania! And calling abortion a fundamental right is a satisfying slap in the face to the extremists on the Supreme Court.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

membership.theonion.com/iw, at long last, Global Tetrahedron takes over IW

Also, please sign up, get a tote and a newspaper, and you'll get first access to the new InfoWars.

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Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Alex wouldn't be able to keep his mouth shut, it'll be glorious

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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

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It'll coincide with texts from RFK, Jr

At this point, considering the quality of DOJ lawyer arguments, I'm not so sure Patel knows what a GOOD lawyer looks like. 😬

Oh they are definitely gonna be playing that Winter Olympics USA Hockey video again, now that it's just about left the public consciousness.

It's so fucking stupid, molly

discovery is gonna be funny as hell, i hope we get to see some videos of the fbi director blacked out singing karaoke

The goal of the religious right seems to be to have religious orgs take over fundamental aspects of daily life such as schools, healthcare facilities, health insurance, etc. and then use "religious freedom" as a cudgel to force everyone to adopt their beliefs.

It's not enough for these schools to discriminate against LGBTQ families, they must also be subsidized by taxpayers while doing so. They feel entitled to be rewarded for discriminating using public funds.

Once again. These people do not want freedom of speech, they want the freedom to monolog without criticism.

They're going to end the freedom of speech of students to protest bigoted speakers they disagree with.

Ugh, it's so beautiful 🥹

We need to go deeper

At this rate there will actually be a round of funding for the Torment Nexus based purely off the tweet.

Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in

Also watched this recently. I love how Jack is the title character AND also the sidekick. Only Carpenter would do that. 💜

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