@pajiba.com , sorry i am drunk, it works on my computer,

there must be something wrong suddenly in my phone's permissions

June is widely recognized as Pride Month. A Tenn. resolution says it's 'Nuclear Family Month' Tennessee designated June “Nuclear Family Month” through a new resolution, creating a state observance during the same month widely recognized as Pride Month.

www.newschannel5.com/news/june-is...

The End of Child Marriage in Tennessee - Shepherd & Long, PC Divorce is hard. Choosing the right doesn’t need to be. Contact Shepherd and Associates, PC in Maryville for comprehensive and compassionate divorce counsel.

www.shepherdandlong.com/blog/2018/07...

Depressing fact: Until 2018 legally recognized mariages Tennessee could be with children of any age.

The youngest child married to an adult man in Tennessee in the Twenty first century was 13 years old.

headline from a screenshot from the News Channel 5 Nashville website. it reads, "June is widely recognized as Pride Month. A Tenn. resolution says it's 'Nuclear Family Month'"

the bicameral legislature and governor in Tennessee recently passed a resolution designating June "Nuclear Family Month", instead of "Pride" month,

Presumably, just to remind everyone that the majority of state legislators are still butt hurt about the very existence of gay people.

@pajiba.com the main page of pajiba still appears to not be working. nor can i access it through the app.

Send help. For now the only thing i have to replace your all's insight writng is my rereading Roger Ebert's "Your Movie Sucks" for the 36th time

and then when the network hires earl to create new programs his programs are so popular and dumb they threaten to end civilization

"At this rate, the 11:35 slot in 2027 could be a screensaver and CBS would find a way to frame it as a strategic pivot."

❤️ thst is a great sentence. reminds me of when Earl on Dinosaurs correctly predicts the "Test Pattern" will be a network's only hit.

anyone else been getting a "bad gateway" when they try to go to @pajiba.com directly the last couple of days?

the links from the sites bluesky still work though

dyslexic ghosts yell "poo!"

the word "cassette" is so pleasing to say.

I am trying to decide if the word, "videocassette" swishes around in the mouth even better

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@chris-rrrr.bsky.social what do we need to do to entice you to drink a Buffalo Wild Wilds espresso and buffalo sauce flavored "protini" martini and write up your new miserable experience?

apparently human sized gremlin was where Gremlins 2 drew the line in terms of "too much gremlin"

The Story Behind How Say Anything's Boombox Song Was Chosen (And John Cusack's Hilarious Pick That Wasn't) How the iconic moment came to be.

www.cinemablend.com/movies/the-s...

@flophousepodcast.com , @flophousecat.bsky.social , @elliottkalan.bsky.social

you are were saying how funny it would be if the boombox seen in "say anything" was with a totally doofy song.

John Cusack pushed hard for the ska song "Bonin' in the Boneyard"

really!

a photo of a smiling dolphin with the text "eat a dick shark week. it is dolphin awareness month"

im stupidly proud of my Facebook posts for dolphin awareness month

matte painting of temple from Ghostbusters with an estimated 18,000 to 36,000 expected sale price

@elliottkalan.bsky.social , the original gozer temple matte painting from "Ghostbuster" (1984) is going to auction.

not all of your kids need to go to college

sad looking role of toliet paper hanging on a hook

@elliottkalan.bsky.social i just saw an ad for Charmin toilet paper that used "Oh Yeah" by Yello

Christine baranski looking awesome in some kind of black pantsless tuxedo

@ceilidhann.bsky.social i too thought Christine Baranski had already worked with the Muppets. I love her so. This must be rectified immediately

Mega Shark versus Novelty Architecture

@mikeredmond.bsky.social i loved your stance against light up and beeping lego pieces on @pajiba.com

a photo of actor william baldwin in the film "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man" the joke is he is dressed in an all leather cassock like the one Christian Bale wears in the film "Equilibrium"... i didn't say it was a good joke.

Christian Bale, "Equilibrium" (2002)

@shadowtodd.bsky.social

indeed! it was even better than i remembered! and i realized i had not even watched it since i briefly live in new york city!

photo of a television mounted on a wall with the title card "the taking of pelham one two three" written on the tv screen, above the tv is a small hulu girl car decoration and a very large cardboard cutout of a very small llaso apso dog

@elliottkalan.bsky.social watching "taking of pelham 123" for the first time in so long, i just realized this will be my first time watching it in HD

to the actress in my college production of "A midsummer night's dream", 20 years ago, who accidentally knocked over a ceramic Greek column and then yelled "party foul" when it broke, just know that you are my hero

@dustinrowles.bsky.social apparently senators from maine used to be cool