which is so goddamn unfair

unfortunately you have to say the positive first then the negative

you can't be replying to the one person saying something negative when everyone else is being positive

trying to lay off social media so i go on notion??? oh but then i realized i had a bluesky account. cool. delete some tweets and say hi to you all

Creed is just Hum but with a basement vocalist

"maybe its just me, but does anyone else think that this sounds like the energy of gary busey eating a big mac in a ford taurus circa 1997?"

i think my newest pet peeve is when someone says "intrinsic". bonus points when someone says "intrinsic value"

rym users are like "this sounds like luke skywalker working as a janitor at a hospital" as if you are supposed to understand what the fuck they are saying

tell me about the best tasting burp you've ever had

i could easily go the rest of my life without hearing pat benatar's "love is a battlefield"

space lord mothafucka

Everyone is on their own stupid fucking journey 🧘‍♂️

I MANIFESTED THIS WITH RYAN

"cute but psycho ❤️"

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Anco Fantano & Gas Card Kids

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i wish there was an alert for neighborhoods that airdrops to other neighbors that they are burning things so that i dont spend like 2 hours worried that theres anything wrong with my house

Hey guys! Love the new album and it works great with Pirates 1 which we knew was the intent of the new record. Can you tell us who the powdered wig guys daughter is?

a chicken sandwich is not a sandwich and we should really just stop that. hanburgers are not sandwiches either.!we should call them fried chicken burgers and continue to call hamburgers hamburgers

Dave Arquette Band

iron chef bot is my favorite bluesky account

ive said the phrase "tuckered out" more these last few weeks than ever before because of this puppy. which means im coming closer to Dog Mom status. Coming next: calling her a Fur Baby.

damn. you really think bluesky hits different until you read replies

i bought sourdough boules from sams club, cut and carved them, buttered the remaining pieces and added garlic & herb seasonings, painted the outside and inside of bowl in garlic & herb, put in oven to toast, added tomato soup

i had a bread bowl today after like two decades of swearing them off because its a waste of bread but holy fuck i love bread bowl and i used all the bread too

lmfao i took it as a compliment

having a dog is incredible because i forget how annoying all the annoying internet people are and then i just get to be annoyed with my dog instead

izzy