Two very different friends

Wait…body right here 👀

Wait me and the bestie are super cute for Beyonce

It’s that time of year where I need to start chucking deodorant at people

Can’t wait to mooch off you pookie 🥰

My favourite thing about working out is seeing which part the boy my friends are into by seeing which party they compliment me on 🤭

Costco trip 👀

Love that I have gained weight…hate that I feel like I’m about to pop the seams on all my jeans now 🫣

First it was reading on your stoop…now this????

These Philly roads are so bad they are knocking my bike and my b**** out of gear 😮‍💨😵‍💫

Girl…you know peas are vining plants right?

Because I sometimes forget the afternoon pills

It was 85 and cloudy and all of a sudden I forgot sunscreen exist

Ugh…I washed another fibre pill in my pants today 😔

Oh but I can’t send you the diptyque city collection?

I’m dying at this summary

I was told “we don’t have a connection” by a new fling, I bullied my situationship, and messaged an old d appt…the wine will be flowing tonight 😌

Girl, if we’re going back to 2008, we’re buying 5 more houses

Unless this man tears me to shreds

Alright @dieworkwear.bsky.social. What’s the secret to wearing neckerchiefs 👀👀👀??
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Might as well just delete my 401k app off my phone for a while

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I’ll place a bet on that

Parker’s Vision Zero coming through

Not this group of homosexuals watching Nicole Kidman AMC intro before white lotus. 😂

Waiting on our uber eats

Trimmed my leg hairs, feeling like 10% more likely to go on a hike

The bruise is bruising

My neighbours have started calling me mister GQ, so no, you can’t tell me shit right now 😌

Love that the tree pictured below is neither a cherry blossom nor white