Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

passkey is imho one of the most important security developments that touch consumers and also one of the worst consumer rollouts i ever witnessed because every company involved treats everything like an enterprise customer solution

Pokémon emerald

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

beam me up, shawty

the "win" screen in switch sports tennis, showing "(lifelong fan of) pitbull" and "(fan of mom) dale" as the winners, both being a mii character that looks like pitbill, with one in a pink suit and the other in a red tracksuit

the switch sports tennis courts ain't seen nothin yet 😤😤

review: game good, i like it

comment: then explain these player numbers???

We have to take SteamDB away from people who don't know what having taste is.

The picture is Brian is a bedroom with the text: Bad news for hot dogs I just woke up

has THIS ever happened to YOU

as we continue to celebrate 40 years of Zelda i’d like to say that i sincerely love the existence of the official timeline. Nintendo got backed into a corner by forum nerds and said “oh you want a real timeline? here’s some shit that’s way more stupid than you expected”

i think i've been waiting like two years for this video after it was mentioned offhandedly in a stream lol

the switch wasn't nearly as difficult as i'd imagined, and now my phone is cunty (i can slam it shut to hang up on my haters)

my boycott of american products stays strong (if you exclude the operating system which you probably shouldn't) 💪

i swapped to android lol

none of this stopped me from going to the strip mall sam goody every weekend to collect all the pokemon tcg kanto league badges despite barely knowing how to play the game

i def need to go back and play it! i only played up to gen 4

ok meowth and gowlithe are kinda cute, they can stay but they're on thin fucking ice

- starters
- pikachu + raichu
- eeveelutions
- gengar + pre-evolutions

the rest can go in the trash

rippp. i wish i could get flavoured seltzer around here so that i could try lime seltzer rice

one of my hottest takes is that gen 1 pokemon are uninteresting and kinda just suck. they're the first drafts that probably should've been thrown out because they're too obvious

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years

i'm so curious how it tastes lmao

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Artie (from the Sopranos) pointing a gun at Tony (who is offscreen)

go ahead. post another "take." tell me that not liking AI is elitist. accuse Dril of sabotaging Harris's chances at winning the election. say that it's "white male privilege" to not vote for Newsom. come up with a woke way to support genocide. call me gay for liking corn dogs.

ACAB includes the cop in your head