make a handheld game console fun to hold, pocketable, and stylish again

I shot this lil promo with my extremely talented buds in our new production company, Unknown Film Organization for our other extremely talented buds’ new non-profit and new expo for indie comic artists in Brooklyn later this year!

It’s gonna be fuckin tight and y’all should apply now! Please share!

if you sit in someone else’s seat when boarding a plane and they call you out just ask, “are you flying to (relatively close but different city)?” and watch them unravel for a little bit before going to your correct seat

A little word play on the film title “Picnic at Hanging Rock” and the beer title “Rolling Rock”

Boys go to Picnic at Rolling Rock

I like when a movie opens with text like:

Listen, you have to understand at the time this movie takes place the names ‘Hamnet’ and ‘Hamlet’ were interchangeable. If you don’t accept that now this whole things is not gonna work.

Not only should it be illegal for rental listings to stage buildings with AI because it’s straight up deception, we should execute everyone that’s thought it was okay to do so so far.

don’t ever show me a little monkey whose only companion is a plush monkey

Man what the fuck is going on in DK Bananza.
This is disgusting.

Aw c'mon, Jim! Nasty!

Just found a modelo in my fridge crisper drawer that I didn’t know was there for months just out of sight of the window into it.
God works in mysterious ways.

Thinking about logging into LinkedIn to see what the biggest dumbfucks I know have to say about the Warner/Netflix merger.

remember to roll your clocks back one more hour tonight.

AI generated NFT

Thanks Joe!! Hope you’ve been well dude!

Very proud to present the official trailer for THE VELOCIPASTOR 2!!!!!

I made this handy guide to help illustrate the best way to view The VelociPastor 2 the way @starwars.bsky.social and I envisioned while filming it.

This feature is proudly presented in VelociVision™

The VelociPastor 2 | OFFICIAL TRAILER YouTube video by Velocipastor - the Movie

The VelociPastor 2 Trailer is now live.
We’ve been working very hard on this movie.

Sharing and liking the vid helps us out a lot if you have a second to spare 🙇🏻‍♂️

ChatGPT Wedding Vows

If I don’t have to download a new app and create an account I’ll use once I’m probably not going to your party

Looking up at the night sky and pointing out a starlink satellite to my kid as if I think it’s cool and worth his attention

Kinda cool, they announced there’s going to be more overhead storage available than usual and gave us 20 minutes to find any extra bags we wanted to take on the plane.

When the person in front of me in the drive through puts their car in park to order you know I’m gonna be in a bad mood for the next few minutes.

Squarepusher 3.17.2012 SF, CA

Wanna feel old? Covid lockdown was 20 years ago to this day.

Ah shit I didn’t see you got hit too I’m so sorry dude 😔

We got another year of paying taxes before GTA VI 🤣

@milesklee.bsky.social 🙏🏻

RIP to The Daily Dot.
I still appreciate this 🙇🏻‍♂️