A good annoying orange impression gets you NOWHERE in 2026

Thang of the year 2026 has already been selected

This is still true btw

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

guy at the gas station launches into a sprawling abe simpson story about the most he ever lost on a coin toss

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.

Kurt Vonnegut man

Tim, looking at google image photos of uncle o’grimacey: “I hate this”

ELON IS ALLOWED IN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. NOT YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES OR STUDENTS & PARENTS. I WILL BE BACK.

hey question, is this bad?

Guys I’m beginning to think all of this isn’t about fairness in women’s high school sports

So much of all this shit is “will everyone just do what I say?” and I don’t know if that reassures me or worries me

Thundering and snowing at the same time I love New England

Step by step the fascist playbook is being enacted.

Don't wait until there's book burnings taking place to speak up about it

US median voters have wonderous minds

Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed

I don’t think Lola young has ever written a bad song

Every American: *watches the inauguration to bear witness to historical horrors*

Trump a week later and then every single day afterwards: and the ratings folks, the ratings were tremendous, thank you for loving me

Asking for sex but im pointing like an orangutan 🦧

A fun fact about turning 26 is that you have until Dec 31st that year to be on your parents health insurance but my birthday is Dec 28th so I only got 3 days of being insured afterwards. But if I was born 3 days later I would have gotten a full year 😐

Ask not for whom the hog swangs, it swangs for thee

I always forget that the brother in the Folgers commercial is excited for "real coffee" after coming back from "West Africa," one of the largest coffee-producing regions on earth

Jim Carey really do be serving up grunt in his cover of you're a mean one

I’m late to Challengers but what a great example of something that would collapse if one of its leads were just a smidge less charismatic, maybe movie stars aren’t entirely dead

It was good as fuck I’m a god

Ive never made a quiche before but I’ve made pie so I’m just gonna wing it

I got in a car accident on the way to the optometrist and I fucking broke my glasses. Cruel irony

My identity has been stolen