True story: I thought sinusitis was a fake diagnosis until I saw my first subdural empyema.

Chromie, your fluffy homie

Golf headlines can be very scary for neurologists.

When the autocorrect version is actually correct:
What? The duck is wrong here?

What a mean ducking sign!

I am bad at free time

I left the country on the recent big one. I think that's gonna be my plan going forward.

10 drained his own paronychia and based on his reaction, we might have another future doctor in the family.

I was already nauseated, but now 🤮

OOF

Inside of a bottle cap that says "A woman is like a tea bag: You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." Which is a quote by Eleanor Roosevelt.

So you're saying I need a hot tub...

I'm on service AND have clinic on my birthday this year, but I can't complain about it because then people will know it's my birthday and try to do things.

All hail CaesHare!

Had a dream that I adopted a dog while the husband and kids were out. Good thing they never leave me home alone?

Clavicular's life is fractured, but will heal with stabilization and supportive therapy.

I know my gut is healing because I'm able to gain weight again. Unfortunately. 😒

If the news was written like a path report, we might have a much more functional society.

Nearly 30 years later, the Ducktales theme song still goes so hard.

No, I don't want no scrubs. A robe is the garb that can get some blood from you.

I think he was implying the Pope is "weak on DOING crime" because that's his main prerogative.

10: Did you hear that metallic crash in my room last night? I don't know what it was.

*finds open suitcase and lamp both fallen on the floor*

Him: Oh that explains it!

Me: But now I have questions...

Baltimore -> DC -> Richmond -> Norfolk -> Kitty Hawk -> Bed 😴

Me in a meeting today: "If anyone else has thoughts, please share. You know I always have opinions."

This is amazing. I want one!

I'm so sorry. Those cells would have been so lucky to have you.

a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is making a face Alt: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is making a face like "really?" and blinking slowly

I can't believe that amazing deal fell through already.

Now do the United States

It's really egregious that taxes are due in the next two weeks.

I'm worried I don't have enough of either.