Me whenever I can’t solve the times crossword.

It’s just a little mummy. It’s still good! It’s still good !

Jncapris

I am starting to think he is in fact on the spectrum. But I suppose it’s not right to speculate on things like that

A better Ontario is possible???

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Nice

Letter of recommendation: making a pot of pinto beans for the week. What a bean !

Well this is just great 🤦 Say hello to Trump's new Treasury Secretary

I know ! I guess they figure if you want low dose weed you can have a gummy. But real heads know that ain’t the same.

I used to think this but it’s just not true. A bunch of weed brands released low thc strains and no one bought them, so they stopped bothering.

Posting this at 12:23 today of all days is truly fucking insane.

Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."

tweet from Imagine A Guy guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

How Do You Count 1.4 Billion People? India Is Trying. India’s 2027 census will shape how wealth and power is distributed and inform policies around castes and women in the world’s most populous nation.

India began counting its population this week, setting off a yearlong process of tallying some 1.4 billion people.  The census, its first since 2011, will shape how wealth and power is distributed and inform policies around castes and women in the world’s most populous nation.

Tiger Woods in handcuffs

Why does Tiger Woods in handcuffs after his recent car crash look like ET?

Silo was such a slog I gave up.

europeans want you to believe they live virtuous lifestyles but this is their version of bed, bath & beyond

Forget star signs, I want to know your love on the spectrum top 4 likes and dislikes.

A song that’s been stuck in my head since the moment I heard it

A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"

Today's the day.

twitter screenshot that reads 'i do not love wine' APRIL FOOLS

it's her day

This seems to imply that there are times when he isn’t ?