"Orange man bad" was true & sufficient from the very beginning. Here we are, over 10 years into this shit, and the supposed adults in charge of US elite politics & media just keep ... discovering it. Again & again. Exclaiming. "Gosh, y'know, he really does seem bad!" No shit you f'ing lumps.

There is zero chance of this actually happening, right?

Hey folks, I got an urgent request for you.

ICE is using our DMV data to track protestors. This isn't getting enough attention given... well... everything else going on. And we need state governors to put a stop to it. They need to hear from you.

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I hear ya brother... I get it too.

Dungeon Crawler Carl is close

SCOTUS is just one dick punch after another.

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My allergies are acting up just looking at that

This is one of the circles of hell, right?

Not once does this story mention that offering a federal job in exchange for a political favor is a crime

BREAKING: if you are in #Cleveland or #northeast #Ohio, the National Weather Service has announced the giant BOOM *may* have been a meteor strike, as it was seen streaking the sky from Pittsburgh. It shook houses for 40 miles or so. (In case you had extinction event on your 2026 bingo card…)

A Democrat has won the mayor's seat in Boca Raton... by one vote:

Wow I'm impressed. I'm still tinkering with stuff on the side and keeping up with the AI trends. I'm hoping to make it something I can do part time to augment bakery/cook money. But yeah, the passion isn't there to support a full-time job in it anymore. Glad you e found your way!

After 22+ years in software, I've been working at a bakery the last few months and looking at getting some training as a prep cook. 🤷‍♂️

As a software dev who has seen how AI has fundamentally rewritten how we do our work, I hope you're right. But, that bubble bursting won't change the fact that AI has already gotten good enough to justify the loss of software jobs and those jobs ain't coming back. The tech just works well enough.

Hush! They'll take you to military court!

But then they look "obstructionist". My most "charitable" read on this is that Dems think they can "look reasonable" and let Trump flame out anyway when the tax relief ends up not to be enough to keep prices from spilling.

What a fucking prick. The fact that they've had generations of poverty is kinda the whole point, no?

Earlier this year leaked video showed the inhumane conditions at the Baltimore ICE Holding Facility.

Today we conducted an unannounced oversight visit.

Here's some of what we learned:

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Looks like someone is gonna play Turtle Hockey

It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Looks okay on a pixel 10. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Good cause, good cookies, good lord what are you waiting for?

Disappointed in Mamdani for this. This is Gavin Newsome level crap.

NGL, casually scrolling by and my first thought was: "she looks cute". Well done 👍

Common sense tells us, and a reading of the last thirty freaking years of Senate history confirms, that Republicans will never "go along" with anything Democrats care about.

Even this idiot doesn't believe the nonsense he's spewing. He's useless and should resign his leadership.