I'm really disappointed that my blink camera didn't catch me clocking the huge bumble bee in my garage when I opened the door. Started right for the doorway after I opened it so I stepped back hoping it wouldn't fly right at me, and it didn't.

The explanation is not doing it justice, lemme tell ya.

Give this man an extension

Dafuq.

No, and yes. Nuance is dead, apparently.

Dank shit

I'd trust Fizbo at least

Three days early

I'm nobody

Pasquatch just quieted Yankee Stadium, I love it

Wild line

Literally lol over here 🤣

Well that's sad news, guys.

That's some wild shit

Wisconsin is just...different. New Glarus Brewery is the 13th largest craft brewing company in the entire United States, yet they only distribute within the state of Wisconsin.

"I love a good quitting story. It makes me feel like I have control over my own life. It gives me hope, maybe I'll have one of my own someday. But I dream, so..."

With a pair of pliers and a blowtorch

Me too, I'd like $50m

🎶In honor of the revolution, it's half-off at the Gap🎶

Also, that song has to be ai, right? Right?!

I cannot wait until April 16th.

The trees have actual buds on them. I don't know if I'm ready for summer. Spring, hell yes. Summer? Hmm.

Oh, I'm sure he thinks it's him

Damn dude. Is Rory really gonna do this?

Now Rory is back in the lead, crazy.

This is a great final round, man.

Thoughts and prayers for you in this difficult time 🙏

Man, I love baseball.

I'm sorry, $12.5 million?!

Woah dude.