My son: Mommy, can we get one of those naughty elf things that everyone at school has?

Me, who just cannot be doing Elf on the Shelf: No, sorry, son. They have to choose you. You can't buy them. You have to wait for one to come to you.

My son: No, Mommy. They sell them in Asda. I've seen them.

The 7yr old begged me to 'help him' build a scale replica of the Titanic.

I have now concluded Minecraft is the new Monopoly of family arguments for Millennial parents 😏

Dedicated to all my ADI, PDI friends and to those with birthday years beginning with '19'

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