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It's a vibe

Leopards Eating Faces, but for journalists

I brought a giant box of Popsicles to my son's little league game when he was a wee tike and it was about 90 degrees. Best snack for everyone!

Perfection. That tailor worked magic down to the tiniest millimeter. 10/10, no notes.

Dad is 🔥

theonion.info

This logo is *everything* !!!

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girl, don't wait for a man to smell good if you like a cologne...buy it for yourself

I am rocking an incredible new YSL cologne and it WORKS on me

Kash Patel is going to regret his decision to sue the Atlantic when discovery begins

Exercise science/ PT. Med school is next.

I literally posted the exact same photo at the same second as you! TWINS 👬

Exhibit 1

Yup!

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NINE DAYS!!!

Trump Is dooming his party to a midterm blowout It's almost as though he wants Republicans to lose.

New in PN: Trump Is dooming his party to a midterm blowout

"The difference between '18 and '26 is that not only has Trump become even more repellent, his actions have made everything worse. In fact, it’s hard to imagine what more he could do to enrage voters & ensure his party’s defeat in November"

Better framing: He's nuts and out of control.
"At one point he even mused he should award himself the nation’s highest military honor, the Medal of Honor."
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Behind Trump’s Public Bravado on the War, He Grapples With His Own Fears
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They are too good at the trolling

🤔

Are we happy or sad about this?

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19 comes home from college in TEN DAYS!!!!

Ice cold

Scalding hot

my shower has 2 temperatures, separated by a 1mm turn of the knob

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forcing myself to take a mental health rest day with no news and no errands and just rotting on the sofa

#BRB

65 weeks down, 143 weeks to go

IS HE DEAD YET??

For conservatives it is.

No Ka$h either

That is my 2nd favorite! Jackie in the bathtub KILLS ME!