we cant go another three years like: "I don't [voice goes up three octaves] thiiiiiink the president will nuke Iran?"

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

-DHS won’t cooperate; is ignoring court orders now
-“The border” is a 100mile zone inland encompassing 2/3 of the population including LA, NY, PHI, etc
-We’ll never see the body cam footage, you idiots, you absolute shits

One more sleep 😤

Tomorrow, the 2025 NWSL Champion is crowned.

The triumphant return of Trinity Rodman.

Presented by Google Pixel

No paparazzi, please 📸

pulled a muscle in my neck trying to touch the rim at the park

i didn’t even touch the net

Sometimes, you just need to corner your husband while venting about work at an insane pitch while he’s trying to inch towards the basement to work out. He a real one.

Adding another one to the Spirit roster 👶🥹

Congratulations Andi and Drew 🖤💛⚽️

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

Kendrick really looked at the camera, smiled and said "Hey Drake" lmao

Our matchup for the divisional round next weekend is set.

LET THEM FIGHT

Image from 28 Years Later of a horrifically thin Cillian Murphy in a field of flowers

This is the energy I’m going into 2025 with

💀

Nothing makes me feel older than trying to figure out a new social media platform...