Happy Birthday 🎂
Jacques Caron - part of LA Kings original roster .

A psychic farmer is a fortune tiller.

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

Five raccoons sit on corner bench seating around a table.

one of us either needs to take grandma to the optometrist or tell her no more cats

A round, fried hors d'oeuvre sits on a plate with a shocked expression. It is surrounded by others like it, except for an empty spot next to it.

“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”

Article headline that says Snapchat Betz on smart glasses as the future with some dude wearing giant ridiculous glass

The cartoon character fearless fly that wore gigantic glasses

It's been done

Even if you started now and dedicated your entire life to it, you could never hate and punish people who serve in the armed forces as much as this White House does.

I like the picture Iggy Pop's closet as just one pair of jeans. There are no other items of clothing in the entire house. Just one pair of jeans.

All of the billionaires and their pets at the White House are amassing as much as they can before everything collapses. They hate society and are looking beyond it.

Logan Roy from succession saying you are not serious people

The entirety of these GOP clowns

Once again snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory!

[at Congressional hearing of a guy who has investments with both the president and his family, and Epstein]

DEM POLICY WONK: Thank you for coming. Let's talk interest rate adjustments.

"tried," or "actively doing" ???

I putting my crypto on the latter...

Guaranteed Hegseth tried this.

And "banned" books, at that!

I bet the Obama Presidential Library will have books.

😀👍

Oh that's easy.... it's an excuse to go on a 2-3 day bender with your "bros" while the significant others are at home.

Patel is about to learn what "Discovers" is, what it means, and what it could do to his "case." Then everything will fade into the legal ether like a fart in the wind.

"This is an important thing to think about."

I did the same in CA, because ... fuck MAGA.,

Selfie of Jade wearing a a pink, preppy sweater with a plunging neck line, blue jeans, and pink sneakers outside of the polling place

I voted YES in Virginia!

Let’s gerrymander the hell out of this, baby!

LT. GEN. HERTLING: Ukraine is very proud nation fighting for its territorial integrity and sovereignty. And anyone who suggests that they should give up territory to get a peace deal is out of their mind.

And good Lord, isn’t that what United States fought for 250 years ago?

Fred Lynn and Dwight Evans jogging in from the Outfield, combined they won a total of 12 Gold Gloves in a Red Sox uniform.

They ain't wrong.

For Foil, does it show right-of-way changes like beats and parrys?

For Saber, does it show the blade cuts, or just point touches?

the fencing visualization system i worked on with rhizomatiks
is coming to los angeles this weekend 🤗

I disagree - this is very cool! I suggest always starting a project hungry!

Sidebar = How the hell do you get "Ore Derves" out of "hors d'oeuvres"

Somebody obviously had waaaay too many gummies when inventing French.