hiiiii >>_<<

srry i forget this app exists

If you see this bug you have to kill it cause it’s an invasive species. This is best done via an evil little contraption, resembling a tiny medieval torture device, that zaps the bug with electricity until eyeballs explode.

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i am not only stuidp but. also gay

burrito full of cigarettes

i asked for extra butts in my burrito and they fuckin hooked me up dude hell yea god bless

meet me in the clit pit if u want ur stupid ass kicked

wait,, u wanna,, kiss me,? idk,, but we’re sisters,,, well, alright,,, if u incest,

work hack: go to the bathroom for ten minutes of uninterrupted phone time

^^~^^

yknow back in my day we aint called it “bottom surgery” we done called it “all the fellers gather round n flick ur balls till they fall off n the feller done dealt the final flick wins”

u and me,,,, we r like girl brothers

ur so cool woaw

can i come over and do this at u

everyone calls me a “stupid cocksucker” ?? why? ??? just cause im stupid??? just cause i suck on cocks??? fuck off

i think that earwigs r polably the most u derrated bug

screenshot of notes app “alternate titles for this movie” the titled listed are: Pokemon: snubbull fucking dies Pokemon: snubbull is the engulfed by fire Pokemon: snubbull goes to hell before he dies Pokemon: you have to watch a little pink dog be consumed by a raging inferno Pokemon: the one where snubbull gets exploded Pokemon: nothing bad happens in this one dont worry Pokemon: funny little creature is consumed by fire Pokkenheimer

thinking of alternate totles for this movie based soley on the one thing i remmeber about it

theia standing on the bank of a little creek, looking up at camera

thers a girl in the got dam crick !!!!!!

so much love fore bottoms with big dicks.. but what about the tops with tight buttholes? really makes you think 🤔

out: goon cave

in: gunk bunker

i am a simple woman; if i hear the word butthole in a sentence in any context i will laugh quite heartily indeed

photo of a bighorn sheep standing amongst grass and rocks

ok i forgot the state animal is bighorns which i love also so i vote the state animal is both graboids and also bighorn sheeps

i think graboids should be nevadas state animal instead of whatever the fuck it is now

they should invent a hole in ur balls so aal the stuff acan get out

TWO SHARKGIRLS WOULD BE FOUR DICKS

idk how, youd think somebody would have drawn this already but fuckin apparently not gotta do everything myself smh

screenshot of a google search for “do sharks have two dicks” with accompanying result “For example, sharks have two penises, sort of. Known as claspers, these two reproductive organs are only on male sharks and they act as the channel for the semen to enter the female's cloaca during mating. The clasper essentially latches on to the female to facilitate reproduction.”

c,c,, could a trans sharkgirl frot with herself,??

Heyy soo ya girl is very broke after having to pay rent this month and I know it’s a big ask for most ppl rn but if u can spare anything to help me get thru to my next paycheck I would really really appreciate it!!