What are you doing for shoulders and legs? They both suck the most honestly

Please ask me every question ever, my favorite thing is to answer questions

Here i was thinking you were a psychic or something

I used to make salads professionally. I have a system. My fiance wanted to eat more salads so I've been making them the past few weeks.A quarter red onion for four or five days of salad mix

I've had a rough few days. Asked her to make the mix.She didn't ask any questions

Just ate a whole red onion

How did you know

There's a shipment of live chicks in this post office

A duolingo completion screen showing 10 hours to finish the lesson

It was a hard lesson, okay?

Bluesky is like if Twitter was bad but Twitter is also like if Twitter was bad

Oh, we're just funding the Ukraine War on the side of Russia now.

Yall remember Twitter? That was weird, right?

They would make audiobooks with pictures

I feel like my only role on the internet these days is to show up once a week and make smart ass replies to posts and then disappear again

Actually it's dehydrated bell peppers

It had to have something to drain after the spin ig

I think Nova knows what a butt is because she always rips that exact seam out of her stuffed animals to year the stuffing out of them and I don't know what that says about her

The first time i had Bobba was in a Tokyo mall, I went up to a restaurant and ordered a strawberry crepe and they gave me a bobba and I was so confused what I had until it became a thing around here four or five years later

I adore getting to give you random updates

I have always wanted to try tinned fish but I'm so scared I'll love it

Jealous of the life you're living

Yes, they did!

Yeah, chickens and t rexes have very very similar bone structures to the point where a t rex most most likely looked more like a giant chicken than what we see in pop culture

Loathe to Love You! Got it on sale at a local used book store. It was... something. I thought they were cozy romance novels, I was very shocked, I don't usually read smutty stuff like that

I read my first ali hazelwood book the other day! Been meaning to tell you

And a human being has done it on foot in under TWO HOURS

Its a good place to decide to be

Which, did this author think that deep into it? Maybe, who knows, maybe that's important

In that case, it ends on an escape tone into a imperfect authentic cadence which is kind of the base of the "ending" sound to western music except the last note is wrong so part of your brain thinks it's over while the other knows it's going to keep going

As requested

GEMMA'S GRILLER GIRL GF??????