Well drilled and motivated #Brighton should be three up here against this ramshackle collection of individuals masquerading as a #Chelsea team.

BREAKING: A Closer Look at the King of Planets. 🪐🛰️

NASA has just released a new perspective of Jupiter so sharp it’s almost impossible to comprehend. Those intricate, marble-like swirls aren't just clouds—they are colossal storms, many of which could swallow Earth whole. 🌍🌪️

Pyramids

Hay Henri (@doublehracing) on Threads 40 years old and could have made today 😂😂 Yes Prime Minister 1986 - 1987

He didn’t know he didn’t know something he wouldn’t have denied if he had known.

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Live footage: #Spurs fans watching meek Crystal Palace go through the motions.

They aren’t Christians.

Hayden Hackney has been named Sky Bet Championship Player of the Season 🥇

Huge congrats to one of our own. Well deserved, Hayden 👏

FT: 2-2. Frustrating. Victory snatched away by a very soft penalty. Both goals cheaply conceded and some chaotic moments at the back. A superb second half and promising outbreaks of flowing football from #Boro though - we will need that in the games to come. #UTB

BUGGER! #UTB #Boro

#Boro buzzing now. They have remembered what to do up top. Some good chances created. Strelec lively. Making the keeper work. #UTB

Conway, a Slavenesque poacher in the right place at the right time. #UTB #Boro

GOAL MACHINE TOMMY CONWAY! #UTB #Boro

Blocked on the line. But at least it was a shot. #UTB #Boro

HT: Ones. A few self-inflicted jump scares in the #Boro box and far from a vintage display. A well worked opener but bit of a mess at the back for the leveller. Morris excellent. Need to be better after the break. #UTB

Quickfire bugger! #UTB #Boro

That was a hell of a ball from Morris, by the way. #Boro #UTB

YES! #Boro #UTB

I think the forwards are over-thinking it and feel the responsibility more. Dael Fry has looked our biggest threat because he just whacks it.

Owwwwwaaaaaaayyyyy! #UTB #Boro

Twanged something in training.

#Boro create so many massive moments of opportunity. We just need one to ‘go in off someone’s arse’. That’s top level tactical analysis for you. #UTB

Our Suffolk Punching Posse #UTB #Boro

The night before battle: a poignant harmonica wavers on the wind. Teesside troopers share liquor, cigarettes, war stories & gallows humour. #Boro Bravado. Laughter. Nerves. Fear. Cynicism. A former steelworker proudly shows photos of a sweetheart. He's punching. #UTB

No. We are four points off second with 12 to play for. Of course it is possible. *If* we win tomorrow it is all up for grabs.

#CHEMUN

Yes, they can be elusive.

Merlin is fantastic at this time of the year isn’t it?

Happy 45th birthday to Pocket Calculator by Kraftwerk, released as a single on this day in 1981. Watch more of this concert, filmed for Austrian TV in 1982, at youtu.be/B55znMACT8I

I'm doing a turbo-charged complete official history of #Boro for the 150th anniversary - every game, every goal, every player, every season - and have reached the point in the timeline where in every internet fact-check the top search result is an alliteration heavy article by me. #Boro150

holy flurking schnit!