incredible news, congrats!!!

nobody talking about how the Sixers have completely cleaned up their defensive rebounding issues by forcing Boston to make all their shots

jesus christ

what I'm hoping for in Sixers/Celtics is that Larry Bird gets choked again

@mattgelb.bsky.social FELIX

i'm consulting with spiritual leaders & a dark orb, but I believe that was the most normal Sixers win in franchise history

congrats. 6 months til you have to do this again

catching Sixers Playoff Fever by breaking my nose at pickup 👍👍

The USPS can't "run out of money," the sole question is the people in charge of the federal government believe delivering mail is worth funding the same way they already fund armed kidnapping gangs, concentration camps, and blowing up girls' schools.

Lucy pulling the football, bashing in Charlie's orbital bone, then dragging the football through Charlie's insides

there is no justifiable reason for the Sixers to exist

i am joining Geno Auriemma's war on Dawn Staley on the side of Dawn Staley

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life

seek help

you need to be observed

as rude as anyone has ever been to Trendon Watford

incredible

$11.3 billion could cover any of the following for a full year:
-1.4 million people on Medicaid
-19 million kids getting free school lunches
-1.4 million people getting affordable housing
-1.1 million hungry seniors fed
-0.8 million children given free child care

I think about it constantly. It’s a combination of those things and that Maxey treats getting blitzed as a bummer to lollipop the ball to the nearest teammate and not an active opportunity to punish the defense for willingly being out of position. I hate it

always open to the idea that karmically it is my fault

the bottom falls out quicker for the Sixers than a PROP ASS

“maybe this time God will help the Sixers” oh honey. oh honey God dropped his season ticket package when they gave Isaiah Joe away

Sixers doing a But It Might Work For Us about The Lord

shoutout to all my Palestinian they/thems who hate overhelping off shooters! my demo!!!!!!

🤠

Nick Nurse, palms up to the heavens, mouth wide open in disbelief, 2019 Raptors roster in his pocket, guitar in his pants: “no”

maybe giving up wide open shots by design…… is…………… bad

Fly The Process Clause is that if they play like this in front of me I get to fire whoever I want