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other Major League Baseball teams when their opponent is from the NL Central

💯”Pipe down, Traitor Boy.” “Look, everyone, the Northside Nerd is making a frowny face again.”

Joey O is such a soothing pacifier at short, I would trust his glove with my life. Implement the Designated Fielder NOW

best I can do is first 500 fans on a Saturday night vs. the Cubs

yeah TWolves

Some pretty scalding *hot takes here from Edwin Diaz, who agreed to the actually very smart plan of having surgery/resting for 3 months before gearing up for a three-peat with a suddenly healthy All-Star team

*lukewarmest of lukewarm

his 32-piece

that’s one small victory for the Rockies over the Dodgers, one giant leap for mankind

I still have needless PTSD from the 2018 5-game sweep in rainy Pittsburgh (and the ball squibbing through Erik Kratz’s legs) that I am actually hate-watching Rays-Pirates rn, go Tampa

watching on Marlins TV and the Gaby Sanchez in-game “Demo Den” segment was really cool. He explained timing from the hitter’s viewpoint, getting the foot down, re-finding rhythm, speeding up and slowing down. Accompanying clips were ready. 5 stars

good grief, Gary

Alcantara can’t find the zone. Let’s see if the Brewers can scratch across 0.5 runs or more

Additionally, I’m shocked that Sandy Alcantara isn’t already a Dodger. A matter of time. 2028 Cy Young. 5th straight title

Sandy Alcantara looks like the Idris Elba of Warrick Dunns

Does Coleman Crow get another start? Is he in the Logan Henderson role of last year? Help me prognosticate for the Milwaukee Nine

If I weren’t a glutton for the 162-part summer slog, reading along to Curt Hogg’s tweets & skeets would be an enjoyably sufficient way to consume another Brewers campaign

the 250 Cubs fans hate-watching just had a collective aneurysm

Marlins broadcast just uttered a dryly comedic “Oh no. This is not going well.”

45 more sacrifice bunts should get us that 5th run

and there is the Gary Sanchez Blown Challenge brought to you by Farm & Fleet

Faith Realized

call me miserable but Giannis could personally knock on my door with free Antetokounmbros merchandise for LIFE and/or Thanasis could invite me onto Thanalysis to talk with Brewers/Bucks/David Gruber of my choice and it would not remove the abhorrent stain left by the 2025-2026 Milwaukee Bucks

Sproat batting 10th

don’t know what I expected but GOOD LORD

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Severance meets Bill Nye the Science Guy

Bucks Head Coach idea: Eric Nehm

THE LOCK IS RIDGED

I don’t blame him in that scenario. 1-2, nobody on base. Gary HR hindsight makes it hurt. And yes, if Brice gets a full season of ABS and doesn’t challenge in a playoff game, then we riot