Our parents all thought Marilyn Manson was the anti-christ and then they voted for Tr*mp

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Kasia Jasmina.

God called last night. She said every single motherfucker sharing those AI slop videos of people praying in streets and airports is going straight to hell because you’re making stuff up and lying is a sin. Hope y’all have a terrible day.

Finally finished Midnight Mass on netflix, & now i have a hole in my soul. Any recommendations??

I don’t know what it means that even though it is being re-posted by a verified reporter at a genuine news outlet, I still can’t believe it’s real.

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Watch Prodigal Son | Netflix A gifted criminal profiler juggles his work for the NYPD, a fragile family relationship and the consequences of having a serial killer father.

I've been digging into #ProdigalSon

Fun trashy evening soap with serial killers

I'll wrap it up during this #WeekendWatching probably

These #ProdigalSon Netflix watchalongs are literally giving me life 😍

Kristi Noem is a racist, dog-killing piece of shit who deserves all the bad things. Her husband is probably just as bad. Cross dressing? That’s fine. The problem is the fake morals/fascism, not fake boobs and tights.

Join The Onion Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.

Folks, good news: The Onion is a hundred or so subs away from reaching the long-awaited number of 69,420 paid print subscribers.

If you’re that one magic subscriber, we’ll send you a mystery gift box as a thanks.

Sign up or regret it forever. We’re on sale for a week. Make sexweed number history.

I just wanna say that any millennials out there not using a top sheet are absolutely bonkers

😴 this is me sleeping peacefully because I have a top sheet

People seeking clicks by talking shit about subjective topics are gross 🤷‍♀️

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

You should really click through on this one.

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New York Times article headline stating: "Trump, Who Calls Mail-in Voting 'Cheating,' Just Voted by Mail." The subheading explains that President Trump, known for claims of voter fraud, recently voted by mail in a Florida election.

Turns out Donald Trump voted by mail. Again.

It's almost like mail-in voting is safe, secure and makes voting easier. 🤔

Christopher Columbus Statue Is Installed on White House Grounds The statue of the explorer, a replica of one that protesters toppled in 2020, was placed outside the Eisenhower Executive Office Building.

A statue of Christopher Columbus was installed on the grounds of the White House early Sunday morning, as part of President Trump’s effort to position the explorer as a hero after monuments to him were removed across the U.S.

The Trump Administration's violence and corruption is impossible to ignore.

I created the nation’s first Accountability Commission to gather the evidence of wrongdoing in Illinois by ICE so we can hold them criminally and civilly liable.

RIP Robert Mueller, he was preceded in death by the Rule of Law.

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After a long lapse I wrote a little Prodigal Son story right here, Numb Little Bug archiveofourown.org/works/81560066 #ProdigalSon

Ugh

Here in Illinois, we honor the powerful women who paved the way for our state.

Unlike Trump, we see their strength — and we're proud of it.

On International Women’s Day and every day, we recognize that all of us have a better future when everyone reaches their full potential.

I've been introducing newbies to #ProdigalSon && today watched "Alone Time." Like do you remember the Malcolm/Watkins fanfics??? 🤤

Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Chema Mendez.

Last day to grab this sweaty sapphic novella for just $1!

Remember when "raising the roof" was a cool dance move?

Happy #Caturday! Reminder to rescue/adopt always! 🐈

#Caturday ALWAYS ADOPT/RESCUE! 🐈

These baby boys are named Frankie & Tommy, and they were sooo gentle and sweet! They're at Tails Humane Society in IL. 🩷