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No. You are fortunate enough to be speaking to the esteemed Rev. Dr. Shoggoth

If a grand piano, or god forbid, an anvil was to be dropped on my head I'd be forced to shout "yah-ha-ha-hooie" - my last words.

“Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.” -J.R. “Bob” Dobbs

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We’re a religion not a fucking charity.

Annual leave book writing versus the temptations. Praise "Bob," hail Ganesh.

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The image features a forearm with three distinct tattoos. Near the wrist, there's a stylized design that resembles a celtic knot or a geometric pattern. Higher up, there's a tattoo of what appear to be flames. Above the flame tattoo, there's a stencil portrait of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. The background includes a tapestry with intricate designs and text, as well as part of a bed with gray bedding. The combination of tattoos and backdrop makes for an interesting visual composition. PraBob

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Praise Bob y'all

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You’d think after over 5 decades in the alt religion biz that there would have been at least one Satanist that could take a joke by now.

An old "Sutherlaffs" cartoon from the 1990s, by Huw Evans, showing a Canadian mother and father looking on as their son holds up a wrapped Christmas gift that is clearly the outline of a hockey stick. The gag is the mother is telling him to shake it to try guessing what it is, even thought it's obvious. Incidentally, the father looks exactly like "Bob" from the Church of the SunGenius.

I had a few gag cartoon gigs with local papers, back in the '90s, and happened upon this one recently. Seems like a good one to post with all the Canuck Pride these days. Not great drawing, but I did get "Bob" in there! Thanks for looking!

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Now that’s Freedom of Choice!

“Bob” could still save Ye.

A shimmering example for the rest of us.

Bob ain’t “Bob” and if it ain’t “Bob” it’s just ding dang Bob and who gives a dry nut about Bob?

SubSite - Start J. R. "BOB" DOBBS has ENTERED THIS WORLD... and he is GAINING IN SLACK & POWER EVERY DAY!

Can your misanthropy save humanity?

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SubSite - Start J. R. "BOB" DOBBS has ENTERED THIS WORLD... and he is GAINING IN SLACK & POWER EVERY DAY!

Do you understand that anyone who tells you it’s your bedtime deserves to die?

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Are you an anti-authoritarian fascist?

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Do you dream of being a communist billionaire?

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Are you too racially pure for the Nazis?

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Are you a trans person who still says retard?

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A full-page black-and-white illustration in a book, depicting an apocalyptic scene: UFOs, meteors, widespread destruction, people running, a giant hand reaching down from the sky, eerie aerial apparitions of a grinning man’s face from a 1950s magazine ad with a pipe clenched in his teeth, a guy in a business suit running toward the viewer and screaming. In the background, a family of a man, woman, and child is apparently perfectly safe and happy in the remains of their living room, protected by a bubble-like force field, all of them also with pipes. The man holds a newspaper with the caption “X-DAY IS HERE.” At the bottom of the page is the caption: “YOU MAY NOW STOP READING FOREVER”

If you’re conflicted over whether you have a civic duty to monitor social media, remember this blessing from the final page of the Book of the SubGenius in 1987.

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