I guess you could say *puts on sunglasses* his goose is Cooked

I really think there's a "revenge of the nerds" element to this, like the techbros of today see themselves as a class of people unfairly maligned by the rest of society and have spent their lives trying to figure out how to make the rest of us obsolete, and they see themselves as the heroes for this

Never heard of him

I'll say it

Ceasefire going well

I love how the Babylon Bee guy, panicking, is all like "wait, if everyone is rich, how will I know I'm better than everyone else?"

Nice little nod to white supremacy at the end there. " All cultures are now equal. Criticism and value judgments are forbidden. Yet this new dogma glosses over the fact that certain cultures and indeed subcultures have produced wonders. Others have proven middling, and worse, regressive and harmful"

This reads like they're planning on privatizing Detroit and manufacturing robot cops

What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?

Edward.

What do you call a man with three planks of wood on his head?

Edward Woodward.

What do you call a man with four planks of wood on his head?

I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.

Trump just disenfranchised his own wife

Masterful gambit

Pretty good worldbuilding that this guy would write like this

I like this one that explains it's going to be totally normal when I'm asked to pay a bunch of fees to receive my cash gift, so I shouldn't think that's strange

Hey guys is this legit? It looks pretty legit

I like how he replaces "charity and goodness" in the original quote with "camaraderie and duty" because nothing is more woke than (checks notes) Tarantino dialogue

I just asked my cat what she thought of the Falklands invasion and I have to tell you, from her expression, I think we're actually with Argentina on this one

We are investigating an incident with service in one of our regiños

It's got a bit of a hangover

The very idea that someone would be more interested in killing her than the vice president

I feel like they've overcapitalized on the joke that his name is Focker

Pendagular's friend Normismatic reveals the "rantisnatch" sileflonchers use to stream, which may have led to Pendagular's QM:

- Smoon
- KKL
- Plondersnide
- FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
- Cablonchitine

They probably shouldn't record these interviews at sundown if they don't want him sundowning

Does that include ships? Dinghies? Kayaks?

This sucks and I hate it.

Damn Vance is getting popemogged

And he likes to see everyone! In the world, at the same time!

It's not like she's going to embrace back

Get in my ears