uber driver listening to nu metal fuck yeah

There will be lots of discourse on this focused on the egregious hypocrisy of the MAGA crowd endlessly complaining about Biden admin "jawboning" of Big Tech

But imo the real story here is that Apple and Google's app store monopoly is a gift to dictators and a human rights nightmare.

me too but i forgor 😭 i was focusing on not forgetting anything

dressed up cutesy but didn't take a pic 😭 wife's taking me out~

o7

me, out of the blue: PRESSURE
wife: PUSHING DOWN ON ME
both: PUSHING DOWN ON YOU
*in unison* na na na na (we forgot the lyrics at the same time)

i love this woman

a friend gifted it to me and i still have to try it.. i know I'll love it tho

i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism i hate capitalism

Tips for adults: Make the animal noises together.

Kinda tired of this now 🫩

i should be sleeping already x.x prog is failing to make me sleepy just when i needed it the most

protect the shark and its owners <3

even if it was cringe (it isn't) it's totally ok to be cringe if it makes u happy!!

it's not even that, although i get that sometimes too..

im just having trouble with feeling comfortable and/or pleasured enough to enjoy things

i want (need?) to be horny online to make up for the fact that being horny in-person is oftentimes depressing to me

i feel like once or twice a week i am sexually frustrated and i want it to end

Yuri

muh digital footprint look like dis
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I Have C ute P uppy T rying S o hard D isorder

get a tiling window manager they said

the fact that legislators are trying to say that computers are devices that require id verification and tracking to use should put fear into EVERYONE. FIGHT AGAINST THIS.

Goodnight, bluesky. Give your sister or mother or daughter an orgasm today, if you can 💕

*sniffs you* yup youre g- mmfggh *sniffs you again* you smell so good 😵‍💫😵‍💫 *sniffsniffsniff* msmdmfmggmhh

This basically

A poly relationship where master has two pets and so we take turns domming each other when we play because we're both switches but can't even think about domming master
closest we can get is being a brat
This has been on my mind for a while but I couldn't articulate what I wanted

k pretty cool for restoring accessibility in things like graphs but other than that this feels like a "we asked if we could but we never asked if we should" moment 😭 frontend people are nuts (derogatory)

"HTML-in-canvas" thanks, I hate it. I haven't looked at what it actually proposes yet but that title is already giving me chills

drunk on prog,, i can't consent rn,,,

fr a decision you take without knowing if you'll regret it is 10x better than not taking action at all and realizing 10 years later that you should've

don't say i didn't warn you