sorry but no more charming people. I want boring ladies in charge of everything. That woman in accounting whose name you forgot but somehow you always get paid on time? Make her the president.

Truly baffled by that Top Two, but at least the correct decision between them was made #DragRace

I love her and she's exactly the kind of big name celebrity who would gladly participate, but giving Miley Cyrus a lifetime achievement award is WILD #DragRace

People have bagged on the Kardashians for years, questioning why on earth they are so famous when they've done nothing to warrant it (I know, I am people). It's long overdue that so many men in the WWE orbit receive the same treatment. I'd argue that they're far more useless to society.

I didn't think this could get any worse and then I watched the clip and McAfee is actually very bad at this

Oh...it's all RuPaul songs? #DragRace

Science is good. We should fund it.

Can Darlene and Myki be co-winners? #DragRace

Oh, so Darlene is definitely taking this (complementary) #DragRace

HELL YEAH SHIDA IT'S ABOUT TIME!!! #AEWCollision

They brought Jericho back in the one place that wouldn't immediately reject him, huh? #AEWDynamite

GOOPED #DragRace

I finally got into the right place to get a referral to a neurologist for my myriad sleep issues. They called me in July 2024 to schedule my appointment. The first available time? May 2025.

I spent last week visiting my brother to help with his kids (4 y.o. and 2 y.o. twins) while my sister in law traveled for work. Now I'm back home and realizing just how much interacting with three cats is like interacting with three toddlers/preschoolers.

Need that on a t-shirt

My belief is that part of being friends is holding each other accountable for bad behavior, so if those really are his friends across the aisle then the answer is essentially the same either way. Go collect your people.

The one small glimmer of hope I've had about this regime since the beginning is how much these egomaniacs clash with each other and how readily they will metaphorically shiv each other as soon as the going gets tough

Well, Hubert, I think highly of you and I hope you land with a good program

Shout out to Richmond, a pretty rad little city that is its own thing, not just a suburb, with actual personality and is affordable and walkable in many areas *and* has a long history that it's actually reckoned with in many ways. It's a shame that there aren't a lot more entries like this.

I want to make the joke about it being specifically an American nightmare match, and it occurs to me that that phrasing has a lot of levels here

The way most people came in with a full head of steam tonight ready to tell everyone in great detail why fuck you, culture and particularly film do matter and empty capitalist tech pursuits are a threat and the current regime is an extreme danger...this was one of my favorite #Oscars ceremonies

Surely Conan brought some of the writers from his past late night shows with him to do his material tonight? His voice came through loud and clear and was a real delight. #Oscars

At the end of the day, the fact that the two big movies of the #Oscars were a film celebrating Blackness with multifaceted characters not defined by tragedy along with an often ignored US history lesson, and an ACAB film [with some glaring issues] where ICE is the unmitigated villain is a win

Okay, that's three #Oscars for PTA tonight, we can put him on a shelf now

As great as the nominees in the Best Actress category are, I keep looking at the big movies of the year and noting how many of them didn't have lead roles for female characters #Oscars

There is a universe where Sinners takes Best Picture and I'm desperately trying not to get my hopes up #Oscars

SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Oscars

We can all agree that Adrian Brody is banned from the #Oscars after this?

And announcing the award for Best Director are...Zendaya and Robert Pattinson? #Oscars

I do love that the success of Sentimental Value is helping lead more people to the fabulous film The Worst Person in the World #Oscars