Look forward to the android version

Another vote for Kelly Clarkson, but also I ran across the reception room at my wedding to dance to Pink Pony Club

Happy birthday Louise, hope you've a great day

whoever this is, they are amazing

Hope it goes ok

Did exactly that this morning, in the Glens of Antrim so had sunshine, rain, lots of wind but fantastic views, plenty of climbing and fun technical descents

So very sorry to hear this. Thoughts are with you and your family

I'd to come out to Malaysia this week at very short notice for a family thing and the flights with a stopover in the middle East were a third of the price of the route I ended up taking

Kind of " well I wouldn't do that myself, but I'll not stop you"

I presume they'd get awful chafed from all the wriggling?

My Dub wife also laughs when she hears Ghee mentioned on cookery programmes or when she sees products like this tub of ghee, so couldn't resist sending her the bag of marge too

That's fantastic news that you've found a place to live, hope you get settled in ok and enjoy the time with your kids

It's definitely up there with Iain Banks' "that was the day my granny exploded"

Thank you, he was a complicated person, but it seems that living out here allowed him to be content and happy, so im grateful for that

I'd to fly out to Malaysia after the unexpected death of my uncle. Everyone I've met here who knew him has been so kind, thoughtful and generally made the whole grim process more bearable. Plus I got my photo taken with all the local police officers cause they'd never met anyone as tall as me

Advertisement posted by North Down council trying to tempt police officers to come on a weekend break to Bangor or Conling for only £15

I'm currently clearing out my Uncle's flat in Penang after he died recently. Amongst the things I found was this ad from a police magazine from 1983. Surely being in the RUC was tough enough at the time without having to go on holiday to Bangor as well!

Fair play to the Council for trying though

Tiled bathroom wall with a chrome toilet roll holder and beside that there's a wall mounted bottle opener

You know you're staying in a proper classy joint when there's a bottle opener on the wall beside the toilet!

I only hope that they make it pay per view so there's no chance of innocents(like me) of having to see it

Seems like i finally beat jet lag, so the highlight of my Friday was getting a full night's sleep

My 2 seem to actively enjoy having their tummy's rubbed, but I'm thinking they might just be playing a long con on us

A tray of pastries with a vaguely vulva shaped hole in them. I didn't look too closely at the filling!

Spotted these pastries in Istanbul airport, but want sure if I could get away with eating one in public!

It looked really scary when I saw it on the news this morning,

I heard one when I was out on the bike and I'd to stop and listen for a while because it was so unexpected

In fairness it covers more than the history of Ireland i got in my 14 years of school here in Northern Ireland

Telegraph article ‘Abortion "pills by post" must be banned, peers have said. A group of female peers - including Baroness Falkner, the former chairman of the Equality and Human Rights Commission, and Baroness Davies, the Olympic medal-winning swimmer - are seeking a change in the law to end the controversial Covid-era scheme.

What are the main amendments? Nine amendments have been laid on abortion so far, including proposals to have a police investigation of every girl under 16 who accesses a legal abortion and a proposal for the first new abortion offence in nearly 100 years. The key amendments are two broadly pro-choice and two broadly anti-abortion proposals. Source: Guardian

🧵Some Lords are busy trying to wreck abortion decriminalisation. An amendment to report every girl under 16 who has a legal abortion to the POLICE and Sharron Davies wants to ban telemedicine that allows early abortions to happen at home in privacy

Tabby kitten lying on her back , purring and letting me pat her tummy

I think it's fair to say that flora feels at home with us now

A mushroom on a woodland floor. It has a double stalk and from this angle it looks very like a pair of legs, a human bottom and a hitched up skirt exposing same.

Looks like a fun guy.

The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.

Can this be a solution?