impossible

people are saying my schtick is off-putting

together these posts tell the story of a person who has been captured and imprisoned in a fluorescent cubicle. where he is required to edit corporate training videos

cannot hang with any crew where seldom is heard an encouraging word

yes. any time i needed to punish myself

i follow every single person who smokes weed. tha:t’s just my beliefs. no worries if not 🫶

i had no idea buddhism had such erotic potential. somebody needs to write about this

i‘m sending you one that shocks you every time you post

like this post if i’m gonna go have myself a nice time

maybe one day you can crawl in there just to wind down

that’s the one

this is why i ask things like “are you having the time of your life?”

pointing at my watch and saying “would you look at that, it’s about damn time”

falling awake!

Please select all the images that show LECHERY:

hello gorlock

telling anyone who does a bad riff to hit the showers

Getting my damn hands on some intangibles

trading fantasy for fantasy & truth for truth. they are separate currencies

you’re going to love the way i use my mind for assorted tasks

some ppl would celebrate the death of a coal mine canary bc they were tired of hearing it sing

the poet lariat is the rope you use to wrangle up your ideas out on the astral range

i cannot rest until i’ve had my hypervigilance

wake up babe Old Sam rides again

I’m worried that Trump will appoint our first poet laureate who rhymes since Reagan

this is so incredibly accurate

the strands i can understand

i will tell you in a DM