Attention achieved!

🤣 the last thing you need when you’re trying to concentrate at the bottom of a squat!

When you ask your phone to clean up a picture, but you need it to do your entire face…

This morning is Sexistential.

Andrex toilet paper sucks. Starting to wonder if a bidet might be a better choice anyway.

I love this show

More bakey please 👀

Commando in jeans kinda day

Oh this looks gooood

Internet anonymity really turns people into assholes.

Japan Cthulhu, italian edition, Mondadori, 2026 - cover preview.

Japan Cthulhu, Mondadori, late May 2026.

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How are sweet chilli sauce bottles always sticky? Even before you open them. Ick!

Honestly yes now please.

It’s annoying that you can’t have a place in the house for those things. I don’t like hiding stuff away but I also don’t want to freak out friends and family 🤣

I always check with Argos now as well. Price/Quality isn’t what is used to be on Amazon.

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First, he talks rubbish.

Second, being a grower is probably helpful as a nudist. Too much flapping around might end up with injuries.

Third, those rocks are cool!

WoW Midnight feels like such a mad rush.

Up up up!

Mr muscles!

Walking in a field with my dog

Miserable weather, but she doesn’t care, so we do it anyway 🧡

Proud of her. Glad Cardi B is standing up and being strong, while NMinaj is falling over herself for Trump.

That’s just showing off! 🤣

Your dog has had enough of your shenanigans!

That’s really odd. Why would tt unblock people. Are they the only ones or has everyone you’ve blocked been unblocked?

I feel it would also make the world kinder

Can relate! Also looking awesome!

Looks great, and shows a hint of your assets 😉