the secretary of war has kicked another skateboard into his ball sack

Coal sucks!

Yes m'lord I am your faithful serf *KAIHAA* I chop of your head bitch

47 year old man who thinks em dash will forever reveal an AI: This turd is a good food to eat, yumz

80 year old furry opening a trunk where they stored their fur and getting diamond tier wood

I wanna troll, I wanna hurt some body

Life hack, rest on your back in the sun and place a square of american cheese on your notsack. Let that shit sit there for like a half hour

K-pop artist speaking English: I'm perceived as talented in my home land of Korea
Me, a punter: *falls into a manhole*

[Video of me travelling to the third reich] I am going to eat at all the famous fast food chains.

Unfortunately, a kinetic strike to my narco-terrorists has rendered me unable to reproduce

What I look for in porno is immersion. A guy with dreads wearing a durag is where I'm at

Max Munchy

Pain is simply diarrhea leaving the booty

Fuck off

Fair enough.

Inexplicable hangs on module installs, having to downgrade module versions to get functions that work(Graphs.Authentication), just a general sense of dread that things won't work after seeing mostly red text when following a guide. Relatively meaningless error messages in some cases.

When a leather domme takes out her belt sander you know you are going to die

There's no way Hillary set up an e-mail server herself, she must've had help

Ah windows truly is an atrocious operating system

Mr. Beansst, you are the weakest link, goodbye

Hitting tab in a powershell window cooked my potato

Did a bunch of stuff in Ubuntu. Now I'm trying to use powershell for something. How is it possible for something to suck this much shit

Doltje & Skäbbänä

Dan's war drobe

The movie "Mercy" is very poor and everyone who took part in making it should be ashamed of themselves

A what? Ah whatever, I don't need to know

There are so many shows about violent guys

Right wing governments across the board are inefficient losers it seems like hehe

sassy bum bum maga latina family concentration camp

gettoing a friggin sagwa hendupon