I used to get told off behind a bar because I ate the lemon slices (Rind and all)

I also put a splash of vinegar on my hand and lick it off

I'm trying to get to sleep only I have a skin irritation I have a patch of skin that looks red and angry

Damn me and my sensitive skin

I'm not sure what is causing it but it's annoying

Right that's me done for the day

I'm going to bed

Night all

E&C used to be my stomping ground

Used to work down the Walworth Road

I bought my first mobile phone at the now demolished shopping centre

The Leeds coffee machine winner 'ghosted' by Currys until tweet went viral Jordan Phillips, from Leeds, won a coffee machine in a Currys competition in February.

Its okay for him.

It took me 3 months to get a Refund from Curry's

I know this much I'll never shop with Curry's again never known customer service That Bad before

I'm feeling fucking knackered after the lack of sleep last night

I'll be going to bed shortly

Here's hoping I'm not awake at 2am again

We went to a pub in Manchester Gay Village after ours and had some food

Oh right I know the registry office I had my Civil Partnership there back in 2013

We later upgraded it to a Marriage when we were able to

Skegness

Where in Manchester is the Old Nags Head?

I've just dropped a can of lemonade in the kitchen it's badly damaged I think I'll leave it a couple of days before I try and open it

My abiding memory of Chernobyl is not being allowed on the football pitch at my school for a few months and having to do PE indoors

I was at a special school near Hull

Im trying to work out who I hate on #InteriorDesignMasters this year

Apart from Alan Carr

#NoticesThatIUsuallyIgnore

No Ball Games

I'll play with my Balls if I want to... 😁😁😁

Benson and Hedges used to do Index points the regulars in a pub I worked in kept giving me their vouchers

I collected that many vouchers I was able to get

A Kettle
An iron
A Rucksack
An inflatable bed

And a few other things that I can't remember

Hay-fever relief 89p for 30 tablets in B&M

The "Named" Brands are a flaming Rip off

Anthony Newley

Yes Sir!

We Have No Bananas

Burn Burn 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Who?

Its Noddy Holders favourite meal

"Gammon Feel The Noise"

One Step Beyond....

Once saw a Madness tribute band at Butlins Skegness I think they were called Badness and they were quite good

I saw Cock Sucker come up and now I wish I hadn't clicked on it

How time flies

Tear in the rectum

It's called Proctalgia 😁

Why Don't You was Crap

Pick a window

Why?

Because you're going through it 😂😂😂

I once got taken to a Spiritualist Church and had a "Reading" done

I soon saw through the bollocks (The person doing the Reading had been pre-fed information about me)

I never went back there

Tea 2 and a splash of Moo 🐮

Problem with Genesis is they have a Drummer who thinks he can sing

When he clearly can't 😁

Seafood Pizza

Tuna
Prawns
Anchovies
Chilli's

Used to make my own pizza

Last time I had a Seafood pizza it cost me £15 for a 9 inch on Just Eat from a pizza place less than ½ a mile away and I thought bollocks to that