Me: how may I assist you.
Them: hello, are you there
Me: yes how may I assist you.
Them: what was your question
Me how may I assist you.
Them: the phone must have cut out.
Me: okay how can I assist you
Like stop putting your feelings on my voice
And like that's a you problem not a me problem.
I've discovered that when you use a neutral or have a kind of nasal monotone ish voice people assume you're mad or frustrated.
When you verify people's address every day, you quickly realize the standard way you learned to say your address is not standard. What are you giving me the city for after the state and zip code?
Them: I need an appointment
Me: okay what is the issue?
Them: yes.
Pro tip, if you actually listen to the question before answering a completely different one, the person you're talking to won't have to repeat themselves multiple times.
Once again, I am asking people to answer yes or no questions with a yes or no.
What does "attach any supporting documents and new or changed forms and a schedules" mean to you people? So why am I getting no new supporting documents and schedules at attached to this form.
Things I have discovered by answering the phone as a job, the word city apparently sounds an awful lot like date. It apparently very confusing to ask someone what city their appt is in. Like sorry we have offices we schedule for in all 50 states DC & Puerto Rico, I need more than Texas.
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Hmmmmmm
Once again, I am asking for people to fill forms out correctly before submitting them. It is very helpful for everyone involved.
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
People who back into parking spots stop blocking the side walk challenge
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The answer to an either or question is not yes.
Why do people answer the question, how can I assist you with their name
What I hate most about phones is when someone is talking and you are not because they are talking, they stop in the middle to be like are you there or hello or can you hear me, yeah I literally just asked why you're calling and you're talking I'm not going to be. Jesus
Someone else said something very similar to this the other day, but.
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
At least we still have the Panthers.
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
I am way too old not to know if you use C or CE to clear you calculator. I just mash both buttons like five times and hope for the best.
I respect companies so much that let you opt out of mothers and fathers days emails. Like it's rough when yourfather died the week before mothers day and your mother on earth day.
I don't know who needs to hear this but when se one thanks you for holding please say something, you're on the phone we can't see you. We don't know you're still there.
Pro tip if 2 different people hang up on you, you're probably the problem.
Finally started the pitt. That crush in Noah Wyle never really goes away does it.
Never forget that the chief complaint against Biden was “the economy is terrible.” You utter imbeciles
