Jeepers.

Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”

Hot

Yeah I wore mine from the blood bank to work, and never again

Ineligible. Has a spine.

Beyond parody

I've completed a backsheet and billed for yesterday, surely that's enough for a Friday?

OK, but hear me out ...

One can only hope

It smells like democracy from my back yard.
Delicious fried onion smells have already started.

Some people might be mad

Stephen Miller Is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle. If my nephew’s ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out.

No relation to me, but he is related to the author

www.politico.com/magazine/sto...

I finally became a PowerToys convert years after I should have It took me far too long, but I finally get PowerToys now.

This is certainly my most used discovery of the last couple of years www.xda-developers.com/finally-beca...

Whoever they are, they're right.

Couldn't have come at a better time

Just discovered that my fish and chip shop sells a "half minimum" chips

I've just had two in a row fall over. Lean summer coming up.

Blocked

Certainly better than finding out about it when you're on your feet in court. I hear...

Lies I tells ya

Good morning from Newport

Better a hundred innocent men be lethally injected than two prosecutors be impugned

Pizza or loaf? That looks as thick as my fist.

Gushing I tells ya

He’s our newest gold medal champion, and he eats nothing but burritos The medals have rained on Team Australia at the velodrome, with Paralympic debutant Korey Boddington winning gold barely a year after he first took up cycling.

Inspirational. Burritos for every meal.

www.theage.com.au/sport/cyclin...

Just had to hip and shoulder someone who failed to wait for the passengers to get off the train before getting on the train. Not sorry.

I'll never know

Backdown on youth crime shows government’s lack of appetite for true reform Under former premier Daniel Andrews, the state government had been socially progressive, but Labor has struggled to bring equivalent thinking to law and order.

When you can't use the word spineless in the headline: www.theage.com.au/national/vic...

Trying to be fastest, not necessarily smartest.

Conflicted here. So many good books.