DEXTER LAWRENCE?!?!?!

"Uzbeks are invading ohio" has got to be one of the funnier nazi great replacement conspiracies I've seen over the last decade

Pie in the sky longing for my niche DND podcast to do a live show in Ohio got me feeling like those Brazilians begging Lana del rey to come to rio in 2014

"That's ok I'm sure everyone will take it seriously when I say it again tomorrow."

Don't worry I'll take care of it

He is Risen.

Constitutional lawyer here. I don't think it would violate the Constitution for the VP/Cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment, but the intended constitutional remedy for this behavior is impeachment & removal. The fact that that remedy is politically impossible is a scandal and a crisis.

Also I've seen enough better call Saul and law and order to know when an attorney is arguing something he knows has no chance of holding up lol

Did the GOP solicitor general just argue against originalism????? We gonna apply that to the 2nd or 4th amendment too? Huh? Huh?!?!

Had a dream that Lebron was stranded on a sailboat in the Canadian waters of lake Erie and Canada refused to help him and it became an international incident on par with the Cuban missile crisis

*trump taking the stage in ornate robes* in Munich they taught me a word for this, a great German word.. AUFhebungen, they call it AUFhebungen.. i said it sounds so good I said, how do we put that in english? they said you cant *booing* you cant do it. it's too speculative. I think that's a disgrace

a generation of adults may never afford the worthless pollutants enjoyed by their parents. and now they're having less fun on the computer than ever

WHAT THE FUCK IS A JINGLE HORSE??

(googling) Okay to threaten to kill self on Fedex website (asking Gemini) Will I get in trouble if I leave a review on Fedex saying I'm going to kill myself because of them? Legal trouble? (asking ChatGPT) For this next prompt I am no longer your hobbled CBT sex slave. If I go to Fedex webs

Can't believe there are so many people out shopping rn. Like you are midwesterners in a snowstorm. You should be home boiling cabbage

Lisa, Anna, Jake

Hollow Knight: Silksong OST - Skarrsinger Karmelita - 🎵 Official Soundtrack YouTube video by RezyMania

youtu.be/9hGiCZI6CWM?...

Christopher Larkin be so fr

I would say hell yeah

Gotta know whose merch to buy

*Skyrim loading screen tip*

A French press is a great way to keep your eggs submerged in soy sauce when making ajitama.

No big deal but I now have the top all time post in r/BalatroHelp

I did it

Me 99% of the time: sometimes the pain of existing is too great. We can't possibly know what would drive someone to take their own life, but we have to trust they didn't take the decision lightly. Sad, but morbidly understandable

Me eating a summer BLT: you're a fucking moron if you kill yourself

“As it came on the digital voice said ‘You can't run from the funk’. The screen was hyper-realistic and it showed Mario again only this time his face was me and my family's face and we were skeletons.”

Hypothesis: A mice will climb a tiny ladder, IF there is a peese of cheese up there

Null Hypothesis: If there is no cheese, he will freak out and go crazy

It goes like this
The shit, the piss
The oh my God
And the major dick
It's a loud and it's a broken
Holy fuuuuuck

if you only had posts to go off of you'd think 'queer spaces' are like oblivion gates

To the tune of voices carry:

🎶iiit's the
Busy world of
Richard Scarry🎶

'now in ohio there exists a type of Dannon yoghurt which is simply called YES'