Morning Andy

There’s little that can reduce you to tears quite so exquisitely as the right piece of music at just the right time.

That said, a well timed football to the testicles does come close though.

I once shared a hotel with two (very) organised groups of German pensioners on holiday.

A better-drilled force exists in no known military.

It’s not so black-and-white.

Nobody seems to be mentioning that Boris Johnson failed his security vetting and Theresa May still made him Foreign Secretary. Then the Tory members made him Prime Minister still without clearance. Conveniently forgotten by the media and by the Tories who are calling for Starmer’s resignation.

I mean, it’s probably more ducks that dabble, so it was a bit of a leap. 😉

Is this a full time thing, or are you just dabbling?

“The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!”

Tributes pour in for local legend who died after spending his life in bare feet Former hippie Pete Mckenzie, 73, was a popular sight around pubs in Moseley, Birmingham and the town of Alcester where he walked around with no shoes or socks

Pete the Feet, Moseley, Birmingham. Hadn’t worn shoes since the mid 1960s. Sadly missed. www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

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What in the name of Eldritch Protein is that grey thing?

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

“Is <insert topic here> the last straw for Trump’s Maga base?”

No. It never is. Stop asking stupid questions.

a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face while testing 1 , 2 , 3 . Alt: a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face while testing 1 , 2 , 3 .

Morning Andy

IN YOUR Jersey Evening Post WEDNESDAY FUGITIVE SAUSAGE DOG CAUSES MAYHEM

All of them! Apart from the comedian guy…

Dave Gorman?

We can’t even use the excuse that nuclear deterrence is expensive, given the French manage to operate their own independent system, presumably within their overall budget.

Couple of VLS pods and we’re in business, I reckon.

I’d like him to go straight back to the White House.

Petition to ensure Vance comes over to endorse Farage in the next election.

Wow. J D Vance:

- kills the Pope
- helps Orban lose an election
- fails at diplomatic negotiating

He really is a triple threat, isn’t he?

My word.

Here’s a sign he can go and stand by.

Or….

“The last thing the victims saw before the chloroform kicked in…”

I know very little about this, obviously, but the concept of a ‘Roger Scruton cafe’ has me thinking of a place where you get a latte while petting lots of little Roger Scrutons.

I sometimes think the Guardian is nothing but a job creation scheme for failsons (and faildaughters) and mates of mates.