Whatever horrors you're reading about in the news today, this week, this month, this year, the cause of most of them is the same: the breakdown of society due to capitalism's end-of-life crisis.

There is no escaping it or wishing it away: capitalism is a system of horrors, and we must aboilsh it.

It's like poetry; they rhyme.

Jay Sherman, sitting at a laptop, talking to someone on a video call "I'm so excited to have you in my crossover video review!" the person on the other line says. "well, after my last apology video bombed, viral factory said my channel needed to boost it's views or they'd let me go" says Jay.

Jay puts on his reading glasses, "anyway, I had a few questions about the script. There's a whole bit where we pretend we don't want to review the movie, even though we obviously do... And this scene where we scream and fire pistols in the air... I don't know what that has to do with the movie"

We see the person on the other line, a bald man in glasses, a black cap, blazer, and necktie. He has a forced smile. "But Jay...how else are you supposed to talk about film?"

everyone's a critic

June Eg8ert's new look
(shoutouts to flaringK for the emblem design :3)

had this thing for like a month and i'm yet to actually post anything here. well, here's to breaking the seal!

i'm on the internet ... but i'm also a dad. that's right – these days, even parents are getting in on the online fun