Not good, Boops. Not good.
Posts by Dan Metcalf
You know that thing you or someone you know likes? I've probably drawn a picture of it. Why not buy a shiny copy to cheer yourself or that person up when you or they look at it. Great idea. www.happytoast.co.uk
April Fools is now just an excuse for big companies to act 'wacky' on their social media. Linked in Games, I thought you were better than this.
psst... wanna buy a kitkat?
An ad from youtube. A group of ethnically diverse, smiling people huddle in front of the US flag. Text says: 'Want to relocate to America? Looking to live and work in America? Find out if you qualify'
Hahahahahahahahaha. No.
Explains a lot, to be fair...
Does Gnasher have rabies?
I think my life would be infinitely easier if I could understand the difference between 'credit' and 'debit'
I've yet to find a film critic I trust.
Someone posted up the old joke shop catalogue which you used to be able to send off for in the 80s, in its entirety. I used to adore this thing. Getting that mad rush all over again.
drive.google.com/file/d/1SR-g...
I spent so much pocket money with this company. I must have been an insufferable child.
Adam Buxton
The new leader of Iran
Adam Buxton better watch out
Oh my fucking god! No!!! Not this shit again!
- me, waking up every morning.
Wuthering Heights film review: 'I really enjoyed that one part of this movie where Heathcliff looks right at the camera and says, "It's Wuthering time."'
Haven't seen it, please tell me this is exactly what happens?
Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
I've just written to my MP to ask them to prevent GenAI causing irreversible damage to the UK’s creative economy and cultural identity.
Will you do the same?
justiceforcreators.eaction.org.uk/write/
Someone didn't get the memo that Covid protocols are over and they don't have to be 2 metres apart anymore.
Hate to tell everyone but that's just a Jellycat of a Cornish Pasty.
Do MPs resign anymore? Like, out of shame. Does shame even exist for MPs nowadays?
Hard to describe someone as 'rebellious' when they are literally The Establishment.
The most shocking thing about the Epstein files coming out is that he had a gmail address. Don't the super-rich have some sort of private super-rich web provider?
The Missing Cryptoqueen is masterful storytelling
Just passed a motivational sign that said 'You didn't wake up this morning to be mediocre'.
I'm like, bitch you don't know me. I aspire to mediocracy.
DJT must be furious, this is hardly on brand for the family.
Squaddies love kung po chicken, what ya gonna do?
‘Meat tax’ is what I shout as I swipe a rasher of bacon off my kid’s plates.