The Left Hand of Darkness was another one that rearranged my brain in a hurry, hecc yeah

extremely valid, keep cooking king

it's fine, he's got another war crimes robot! with blackjack and catboi hookers!

yea wateva #cidnero

there's at least a dozen of us!

me holding a press conference to apologize for bringing Calgary weather to the midwest

their entire culture collapses without teen girls to rape, shame, hold up as a sign of moral degeneracy and crisis (but also as convenient and unsophisticated victims), and harvest for adoptable infants and inspo/conversion porn. remaining is racism with the teen girl-related leg kicked out

SUCH satisfaction when you find a cool stick, also when the dog finds a cool stick and becomes Branch Manager

An astronaut pointing to a rock and saying “Look at the size of that rock!”

All men are brothers

one of the universal human needs/desires along with "can I pet the dog" and "let's fry dough"

TWO LOAVES

creating an app to send me alerts when youtube storm chasers converge on my location

a secret alien/human CIA breeding program WAS planned, but too many people wanted to fuck the aliens, and none of the former unit 731 research personnel saw the point of experimenting on consenting subjects. also leadership found out the aliens weren't child-size as was reported

me: I could be a world traveler
reality: need daily contact with the animal

saying "that's life in the big city!" every time something unbelievable, stupid, and/or cartoonishly cruel happens has been one of my coping mechanisms since 2016

(muttering) stupid sexy Gaius

(complete change of demeanor) HI MAHKO'TO HI LOOKING GOOD BB THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD

LOVE to see an evil dude in pinstripes and high heels who just wants to violate individual privacy on a civilization level and pop in to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL periodically. Not too much to ask??? Hello?????

2006 me: war crimes like in a game, right?
2026 me:
2006 me: ...right?
2026 me: benafflecksmoking.jpg

BIG SCIENCE refuses to give my research into WHERE mommy goes when she covers her face during peek-a-boo equal time to persistencist papers! THEY don't want you to know that mommy ROUTINELY ABANDONS US!!!

I always think of the artists who had to airbrush purged/unpersoned officials out of photographs, or WWII counter-intelligence carefully manufacturing believable lies, and now you just tell a computer to vomit out 70 posts an hour. There used to be craftsmanship. Artisanal disinfo

not even that paranoid honestly given the model of russian disinformation bots/agents on tumblr, and playing the other side too, insisting that the US's foreign policy is masterminded by Israel when the call is coming from inside the house (and from russian IP addresses)

I cackled aloud

God help thee, old man, thy thoughts have created a creature in thee

I've spent hours tryna mod Cid and Nero to not have neck seams and I think their model skeletons just obey different rules at this point

more and more it's obvious that that time I tried to brainstorm a more convenient way to drive on the highway and just invented a train, my mistake was not immediately yelling about it as loud as I could like it was a novel idea

the Final Fantasy 14 incarnation of a monster previously seen in Final Fantasy 8, the doom train

WHERE'S ROBERT MOSES

I'm filled with regret for the amount of Massive Head valor I've been stealing, bro is giving 22 pound watermelon I briefly consider buying because it's a good deal before I remind myself that there's no way I could finish it

it weren't nothing, just a bit of a cheeky stab

a puzzling assertion, given that their government is composed entirely of the British version of school shooters (Eton pricks whose mummies and daddies paid to make The Unfortunate Incidents go away quietly) who believe in no future