tim robinson durag

i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image

TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head."

ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head."

We are so excited to see you!!

He looks good though

Has he read like no morris gleitzman

It is such a beautiful show and now im looking for something exactly like it

Love this! We’ve got a great idea here folks

How’s about a boonta bachelorette

Lol

I am ropable

True, they didn’t even use the booths at the church we went to you had to confess in a room alone with the priest

My mum told me the story of the exorcist when I was 10 and I had nightmares but I think I misunderstood what she was saying because I was dreaming about a scary priest

The version of this person at my work tried to tell me she once got kfc and it was a deep fried rat
What are the chances that you, a person desperate for attention, had a remarkable experience that nobody can verify or dispute

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You look so fucken good today, tears and all

I wanna go where is it

It’s poppy season, special shout out to this one with his tongue out 😛

Yes then

Does it involve you know who

Beautiful name

What the!

What does Ricky Gervais think about the us right now, I will not look it up

If you only do emails how do you get fluids on you

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Julia garner, tiny face with big feelings

if I buy new clothes it makes me excited to go to work because my office is FULL of complimentary babes

I had to look up what is a groyper

Tony Abbott tweet: Over the past 24 hours, especially talking to young people, I’ve been really struck by the impact Charlie Kirk has had on their lives. He’s been a force for faith and is now a martyr for free speech. His life should inspire more of us to be more like him: an exemplar of character, courage and conviction.

Shocked to discover I am in vigorous agreement with Tony, I too think he should be more like Charlie Kirk in one very specific way

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Don’t be sexist