love bluesky because the replies to this post immediately descend into people fighting about whether the minions would have worked for stalin

I tried to blame my insomnia on that to my therapist and they were like “um so your insomnia you’ve had for ten years in some shape or form is because of perimenopause?”

damn bitch

this perimenopause shit is giving me whiplash. And I’m constantly hot, goddamn

I just want menopause to happen so I can blame everything on it

Honestly why can’t AI solve the rest of his cryptonotes, seems like a good use for it

Not sure where the Ted Cruz association comes in, but I’ll hand to us

Even though I sat through three hours of permanently unsolved real murders

The Zodiac movie is Good

Opinions are like bsky.app/profile/kell...

Oh no people were mad already about airport discourse sorry I didn’t know I logged on less than usual in the last few days well fuck me and my opinions right

No pun intended unless you want it to be

Doesn’t flow

John Turnip Anus

Sure, yeah, I mean Gender

But women and those who identify, that ish is on us a lot of times. We don’t have to bring that much clothing almost always (again, not talking children and their needs here)

fyi I GET if you can’t do this: kids, or specialized athletic etc gear I’m not judging

I’m just cheap and I really hate bringing too much shit with me, and I actively try to avoid it as much as possible

Also a diaper bag makes a great “personal item”

When people make their food it’s a completely different experience then when they make YOUR food

Ohhhh we just went through all this with my partner, he misread his United Club options lol

He needs to become a businessman to make all this worth what he wants

tbh I’m kind of amenable to this argument overall though.

The only thing that really matters is your meds/medical devices and your people you are traveling with.

Everything else can be washed or bought, if needed

Me: exAAAAAAAActly, I smugly think as I stuff my Sorel shitkickers and new suede wedges into partners checked luggage

I walk into a rough classroom of rural whites. They pay no attention until I turn my chair around backward and sit down. I reveal my mandolin and begin playing. “Go ahead,” I say “bluegrass your troubles at me.” It’s working. I am reaching them.

Yeah I would like an youngish, attractive, talented man to sing me Sinatra & Martin standards actually

Sometimes, it’s just really nice to listen to Michael Bublé at dinner time

The absinthe is ready to be opened and prepared at a moment's notice. Once authentication comes from at least two separate news sources, a legitimate order to open the sugar cubes and prepare the slot spoon will be given

teaaaa

I was the person they needed to win over (an extremely dubious woman with expendable income) and they did, so

Yes, *that* Ruben Gallego.

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

Bernie sticker is his from like 2015, sorry can’t do much about that

Fridge magnet collection, a bit music-centered