I feel the Sythergy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

"break stuff" by limp bizkit (1999)

No matter what part of the planet you're on, every day everyone's hustlin'

You can 100% simply eat a whole baked potato for dinner and if anyone tries to say otherwise they're WRONG

TMNT was right… 🐢 🐈‍⬛

Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually it wasn't hers, it was her dad's.

Actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains.

Fry, remember when I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier?

#Futurama

Hey! How come when I wanna do fun stuff that'll kill me you're against it?

This is more important than that marble-eating contest, Fry.

#Futurama

Hey, Roberto! What's with the piece? I thought you were more of a Knife guy.

Out here in the West, I need something shootier.

Like this gun-Knife I invented-stole!

#Futurama

You deserve a break. Stop healing. Choose violence. go batshit insane. do it for the plot.

mood.

It's extremely delicate, so if one of you breaks it, you're paying for it!

Fry did it!

Did what?

Just practicing for later.

#Futurama

Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling. But it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

#Futurama

A little muted calico cat sitting on a bed of white sheets and pillows

Amore says:
* No Kings
* Don’t “sign up” for a protest
* Mask up
* Faces go to databases

Self-improvement takes time. After all, you didn't turn into a piece of shit overnight.

I will help you with that soccer ball, Jinxy!

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AWWW HIS LIL TEEF

Anyways heres my cat

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I have binge watched Righteous Gemstones and can’t wait for season 4, that is all

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Holy hell y’all moved to Haddonfield!