need a fuckass job need fuckass money for my fuckass life

Mine too (but I am biased)! One of my favorite yearly events from SANS

GCIH Certification Exam results (92% score but I'm contesting those 8 points!~!!)

about to be INSUFFERABLE for 72 hours forgive me lord sweet baby dr pepper jesus

www.theexploit.co/articles/cis... did I mention I’m a journalist now?

Not an ad or sponsored post. I have too much integrity!! My wife fought 35 other people in a cage to earn this spot and WILL be fighting all contenders.

Neurodiversity in Cybersecurity Summit 2025 This Summit will be loaded with content developed by and for neurodiverse cybersecurity professionals, but will also be invaluable to anyone who manages, reports to, works with, or just wants to suppo...

BIG ALERT TIME. Please know that the delightful @accidentalitguy.bsky.social is giving a dope ass talk at the SANS Neurodiversity Summit about D&D and making a space for yourself in cybersecurity berry important. www.sans.org/cyber-securi...

My family is trusting me to pick the frozen pizza brand and I WILL NOT LET THEM DOWN

The lanyard said “Speaker” so I shoved a waterproof bluetooth speaker up my butt.

Sorry for the things I said before my slides were due!!!

We call that *nola style* 🎺🎷

My future self ran into my current timeline. A pleasure to meet you king.

Sir the AI is going crazy and not following orders. AI is drying the wets and wetting the drys!

Well spin up another agent to tell it explicitly not to do that

We just launched Foursquare Spatial Desktop – a geospatial analysis tool powered by embedded DuckDB and built on sqlrooms.org. Everything runs locally: your data stays on your machine, no cloud needed. A modern reimagining of Kepler.gl. Mac only for now. More coming.
foursquare.com/products/spa...

Terrafart over Terraform

Fine I’ll study for the exam and work on the conference talk slides and write the software and

episode 058

An edible got me into this situation and at the 11th hour it’s finally dawning on me that I might need to take two to get me out

FINE I will read the DOCUMENTATION

a man with glasses and a fake nose and mustache ALT: a man with glasses and a fake nose and mustache

Qoery Cuinn here to pick up my lanyard!!

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

sorry i unfollowed you i'm trying to keep the Mandate of Heaven

I took an eddy and submitted a talk and someone said yes. 🤦‍♂️

10k for the class I complain just to complain sometimes 😂

Q Developer is working real hard on those press releases though 🥵

ServiceSixMonthsFromNow

I was going to post a tribute to my senior dog but all I found was:

- Memes
- TonySopranoInHospital.jpg
- CoreyQuinnProfilePic.jpg
- MeDressedAsWaldo.png
- Brisket Photoshoot

Cloud Native Live: Taming the configuration beast with Pkl! YouTube video by CNCF [Cloud Native Computing Foundation]

Loved Dan's CNCF Webinar for #pkl! If you are looking for a deep dive into this new config language, check it out.
#opensource
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJVs...

THIS sums up everything after the fall of Roe V Wade.