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The cover of a book called “My Kangaroo Fanny”. Commas are important, kidz.

The Vinted algorithm is serving me up some choice items.

Lil Clanger snoot.

Instant conversation starter.

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They’re v forgiving!

People of good sense, and yet 🤷‍♀️

They’re great plants, so reliable. This is a cutting of another one in the yard, it’s only about three years old and it’s about to outstrip its parent plant. 💚

Paul once told me that he didn’t particularly like Prince, and I yelled at him for about an hour and told him that if he didn’t like Prince then he didn’t like pop music and I wanted a divorce. 💜

A fatsia showing a big ole spurt of new growth at the top.

And wouldya look at the new growth on this fatsia japonica! It’s positively indecent in its fecundity.

A creamy coloured magnolia bloom with pale pink shading.

I’ve had this little patio magnolia for years, and this is the first time it’s flowered 🌸😊

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God, yeah - on weekends when Liverpool were playing away, me and a couple of Red mates would sometimes go in the Park End just because it was an afternoon at the match. We were all still at school, 14 or 15, but we could afford it because it was cheap as chips. Different times.

I need to see this. Missed it because I was frantically messaging everyone I’ve ever met.

PICKFORD THAT ONE OUT YOU TINY ARM BASIC BITCH

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YES!

I just shouted “I FUCKING LOVE YOU MO” at the telly, and it is my truth #LFC

Exactly this. I always hate the derby, it is a thing to be suffered through, even if we batter them. It all matters too much.

True, we are not allowed to look away, this is part of the deal. #UTFR

Can we watch this instead of the match?

*wolf whistles at you, but respectfully*

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If it’s green, it’s made of people.

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It’s kinda freaky! The colours! The white! 😂
My pupil is still dilated so things are still blurred, but am looking forward to that clearing up soon 🤞

This is you commuting to work, @m-amcq.bsky.social

God, I *loved* that GQ shoot. 😍