Randomly thinking about that time when Robocop shot a dude in the dick

6000 SUX, an American tradition.

Typical conversation between me and my husband:

posting in a nutshell

Me: *donates body to science*

Science: *returns it*

Me: Well, shit.

But what about egg nog? Can ya drink that at any time of year or what?

normalize dropping to your knees and sobbing when people won’t stop talking

Bagged salad makers drastically overestimate my willingness to consume the butt end of a cabbage head

Didn't everybody ask....?

A pin of a black mug that is on fire. It says "EVERYTHING IS FINE"

I am sick of people acting like things are awful just because the president is deranged and we're starting unnecessary wars and housing is unaffordable and healthcare is an absolute mess and the planet is dying, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this Everything is Fine Pin.
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That makes it so much better!

Artist: Dennis Goris

How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

Backrooms discovered in Gravity Falls

Can't wait for the anime!

That blows my mind.

The eyes!

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

A mass shooting that took the lives of eight children should stop this country in its tracks. Instead, the Shreveport tragedy disappeared from the headlines in a day. We cannot allow this level of violence to fade into background noise. Ending America’s gun‑violence epidemic is a moral oblligation.

Uni has a bladder infection, but he’s energetic and eating well, so I’m relieved. I hope he gets better soon

Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

I bet the Obama Presidential Library will have books.

This isn’t what I ordered

let's get stoned and play pokémon together

#fanart #drawing of #usagi from #sailormoon in an outfit inspired by the #pokemon #pichu designed by @miclipse1.bsky.social #talentlessart

[⚡] Fanart of Sailor Moon✖️ Pichu

Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.

Same shit, different dirtbag.