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A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

I believe I already have the book if it's the one I'm thinking of. :)

Piss Hayes is if Chris Hayes was on Fox News.

I didn't expect to be CALLED OUT today...

TOMORROW: Be a part of history! Show the world that the majority of Americans oppose the most corrupt, inept, criminal, orange "president" in U.S. History.

NO KINGS. Also: NO SERIAL LIARS/CONVICTED FELONS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS & NO ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAN

Be there. Make your voices heard! 🇺🇸 ✊

#NO_KINGS

Michael B. Jordan should get two #Oscars.

"No to war... and free Palestine"
Javier Bardem

Whoever is in charge of the playoff music at the #Oscars needs to cool it. The best part is the thank you speeches. If you need to cut time, cut a prewritten bit, not the most human part of the ceremony.

TDIF 🦴

I was driving home from picking up food yesterday and a chicken was crossing the road in front of me and the idea of experiencing a street joke in real time made me feel like I was losing my marbles

Someone from India uses my email all the time. I got their school registration information.

Haha, Markwaynemullin doesn’t know it’s now his job to fuck Corey Lewandowski

I'm a notary public. I can fill out forms and check IDs. I took an oath to the Constitution of the United States AND the Nevada Constitution. How do I have more training than someone who carries a gun and works for the federal government?

You'll just be having a good time at home, and then some bitch ass does the shave and a haircut knock, and you *know* they have some bullshit to sell you. Do they think I'll be activated like Roger Rabbit and I'll jump out, sing "Twoooooo Biiittts," and then buy their solar panels?

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

Sometimes I just like quietly listening to rain while I relax...🤷‍♀️

TICK BONESTEEL

A somewhat contrasty photo of the full moon.

That’s no moon!
Ahem. Sorry. I mean, that Snow Moon.

Oh man, this one hurts.

Catherine O’Hara was an absolute comic genius. Just so sharp and always calibrated perfectly to the moment.

Gone way too young.

Rest in peace, you brilliant star.

End the Killings: States Must Unite to Stop Lawless ICE Operations Text SIGN PQZSKS to 50409 to send this to your officials.

resist.bot/petitions/PQ...

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

There's an ovulation app that advertised during the Dateline podcast, and my new conspiracy theory is that the app is actually an op that is going to get you to stop your birth control so that you'll accidentally get pregnant and have a stupid man's baby, and then steal your information and sell it.

I've never enjoyed a podcast segment where they talk to one of the host's kids. It's never been interesting, or insightful, or surprising, or funny. It's just some random shit where a kid laughs and says, "I don't knoooowwww." And the parents laugh. And the kid laughs some more. But *I'm* not.

OMG, fuck your baskets. My melamine sponges are just going to have to exist in their original packaging. I'm not buying a goddamn wicker basket.

The biggest thing I did in 2025 is like the 5000th thing on YouTube. Apparently subsequent likes will get rid of my oldest like and I hate that.

Yeah, especially since Moriarty keeps gaining sentience and attempting to kill Data.

I like the Clair Obscur music... lol

Swedish meatballs and whatever weird cake they have.

Authors been dunking on this all day, but let me say to my fellow white men: there are roughly 95M of us in America. NINETY. FIVE. MILLION. If you can't answer the question of what makes YOU unique in the year of our Lord 2025, during peak Attention Economy, God help you cause less diversity won't.