I want one of the new Telfar glitter bags so bad but I need them in a holographic glitter 😩😩😩😩

A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) [Full Broadcast w/Ads] YouTube video by Steve Krampitz

Psst you are welcome

youtu.be/zWYndh3GmVM?...

Need to bump up those ConcernedApe numbers

if all health insurance CEOs live in fear of being murdered maybe premiums will come down

The Spotify wrapped summary page showing my five top artists as Taylor Swift, Chappell Roan, I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, Beyoncé, and Rina Sawayama. The top five songs are Good Luck, Babe!, Guilty as Sin?, Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me, Pink Pony Club, and The Albatross. The artist picture displayed is Taylor Swift. Total time spent listening to music is 30,914 minutes.

it’s me and my girls [and one (1) man] against the world

a man in a plaid shirt is surrounded by flowers and the words hello dear friend Alt: Burt Hummel from Glee is in a plaid shirt and surrounded by flowers and the words hello dear friend

Burt Hummel the man that you are

Israeli government imposes sanctions on Haaretz, cuts all ties and pulls advertising ***

Israel has approved sanctions on Haaretz, the country’s oldest news outlet, akin to the New York Times.

Unlike the Times, Haaretz often reports critically on the Israeli government and dubious claims made by Israel surrounding its genocide of Palestine.

www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

A pile of rotting concrete and rebar in a humanoid shape, contained in a grey room and illuminated by a single window. In place of a face, it has a painted shape that looks like the MRI of a human skull.

SCP-173
Object Class: Euclid
Constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container must alert one another before blinking.

bog witch

alas, I live in a desert and hate humidity.

@flavorflav.bsky.social I’m in danger of defaulting on my student loans. Can I get some help?

(this is a joke but also not a joke. I’m drowning over here.)

It really feels like I’m back in 2010

Feels like I’m on Facebook tbh.

No problem! I’m using it to stock up on necessities lol.

Ulta currently has a $15 off $75 coupon going until the 23rd so that might help.

Like yes, haha, I too hate seeing cybertrucks and will also start a fight at Thanksgiving. But where are my jokes of SUBSTANCE? Some absurdist humor mayhaps?

where are the funny people here? too many liberals (/derogatory, but in a leftist way) in my discover feed.

Add me pls

Sometimes you don’t have a choice 😔

Hello hi I am into Hoodoo and connecting with my ancestors 🙌🏼

Bilbo!!!!

I feel like y’all keep following me because I have Anania tagged in my bio 💀Welcome ig but I’ll never be her 😔✊

Queer art. I saw your linocut prints and thought they were cool :)

The real reason to leave twitter is all the fucking BOTS that clog up every reply with their fucking blue checks just restating the OP or stealing other replies.

@ekvitki.bsky.social they’re stealing from you

I am looking respectfully

I’m not even new I just haven’t posted anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A fun find at work the other day 😭