(attempting to tidy) best i can do is piles

and yes i know the answer is "never again, bitch"

proof i've turned into an irredeemable asshole: my first response to an e-mail about my bank changing its name was "ok but will my interest rates finally go back up?"

Of the auxiliary roles required for a serious street presence, jail support is one of the most important. It’s first-line support for folks who are risking everything to do things most of us wouldn’t do and aren’t going to do.

the way i hooted and hollered

my reaction to seeing a poster for this yesterday was “so it’s bee movie but the woman is tiny instead?”

the realest part of The Metamorphosis is how on top of everything he is still expected to show up at the office somehow

i love walking around with a thought bubble that’s just a song that was popular in 1998

When I worked in restaurants if you wanted to become the general manager you had to do shifts in every job in the place, from dishwasher to prep cook to bar back to ensure that you understood how the entire business functioned.

Zohran is like this, but for NYC!

if the moon had a high-budget production studio that was capable of faking the first landing

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

whenever i see some asshole spinning out in the comments section my new stock response will be something to the tune of “hope you’re enjoying your chatgpt psychosis”

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

don’t worry, i will (and also so i can keep laughing at this immense loser)

reading this makes me not want to live to see 2028

my beautiful black cat Spider swaddled in a blanket giving big eyes

sorry i can’t be her

how is this not a dril tweet

wow this destroyed me

Documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY exposing how ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts.

Documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY exposing how ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts.

According to documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY, ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts. (1/2)

Guys 2016 was ten years ago which means we have been living in hell for a full decade now

downgrade in every way

REI pulled a Target. It used to be my go to outdoor store and it's just not anymore. Because of this.

might be the inflation talking but $20 in 2026 kind of hits the same way four quarters used to hit in the 90s

just-shower-thoughts posts: I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. advanced-procrastination replies: Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed brunhiddensmusings replies: good news!

Happy Ides of March 🗡️

The Science of Unlearning And Why Organizers Need It “Nobody had a story about unlearning that didn’t include a connection with other people,” says Lewis Raven Wallace.

Too often, activists are more focused on sorting people into categories of good and bad than on how people actually change their minds, beliefs, politics, and actions. Personally, I think this comes from a defeatist mindset. But people can and do change. So, how does that happen? Audio + transcript:

all this confirms for me is that even in my subconscious, i am an absolutely internet-poisoned weirdo

there was also a subplot where sjp had done a satc pilot movie and there’s a moment when she says “diamonds” very melodramatically and it just absolutely sends me into a laughing fugue for half an hour

then i woke up in the dream and was like “oh my god i have to post the directtv joke on bluesky”