This is Just to Say

I have not eaten
your plums
that were in
the icebox

cold plums
for breakfast?

that’s weird

Ok, fair. Kirkland Rocketboots are kinda rad.

Ba hahaha. So, right, no wonder it didn't work.

Gotta try and harness those totally, for reals, battlefield demons and whatnot.

The nazis dabbled in the supernatural, just sayin'.

Transmed voodoo, can't get you any other way so they be poking your doll.

A selection of floor burgers from various beat 'em up games.

As much as the media (who attend) deserve it, It's still unkind to unhitch his diaper onto them.

Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

A four panel comic: Panel 1: A wizard looking at a frog with a human hand in his back saying "We shall see what the anti-grafting peasants think of this!" Panel 2: The frog says "Aren't you the wizard that cooled his orb in a moonwell?" Panel 3: The wizard, rubbing his eyes in frustration, makes the frog vanish Panel 4: The wizard in a chair, poking an orb with the text "BARRICADED" over and over again.

Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard.

He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

It's an incredible handy-j while you're tokin' so hard your lungs might explode.

Highly recommend it.

lol that second panel "Hello dad, are you there? It's me, you."

Time to switch to solar sailing.

Happy Earth Day.

"who need their globussy ate" below the text is an image of the globe, or, earth, cross sectioned such that she has what appears to be femme identifying genitals

happy earth day

Customers only ordering pancakes while the Tekken tournament happens in the carpark.

If he didn't cost his former boss ~800m he's still be saying all that bullshit with a straight face.

Mr. Krabs looking tiredly at a sign that says “”0 Days Without Nonsense”

This is the new Bluesky slogan

He switched to Temu anti-grav boots. Bro should have stuck to ACME.

Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

Maybe a curved, wet iPhone.

Honestly, daytime soap would be jealous of this script.

Right? Facinating one would throw out 'vibe coding' without being waterboarded first, like it ain't no thang.

No wonder he wasn't worried lol

panel from KaguRai: "You came here to kill my beloved Claude, didn't you...!?"

Bsky devs

Yeah sorry to be that guy with the adjacent reply but, man, the madness makes a bit more sense.

lol did you hear Why is married to Jay

No Is a Complete Sentence

You do not owe anyone an explanation of why your answer is no. You do not have to justify your limits or apologize for having them. 'No' is not rude. It is not unkind. It is honest — and it is yours to give freely.

Where in your life does a boundary need honoring?

Because it's cringe to be older and still like Ninja Turtles.

He's acutally Calculon's understudy so he's an acting bot, thus terrible at coding.

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series